The Hot Wife (limerick)

Wife never was this hot before

(All) night scarcely clad she cried for more

Her womanly spice

My manhood entice

Till I bought her ice cream from store

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Ericdierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

So sad and so true

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Ghaelach 2 years ago

Excellent Martin.

Think it's a good idea to cool the wife down.


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travmaj 2 years ago from australia

That is one cool husband too...

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ImKarn23 2 years ago

sigh ice cream AFTER next time yes? lol

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Minnetonka Twin 2 years ago from Minnesota

Ha-love it-all was well until the ice cream came in the picture. Funny :-)

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nighthag 2 years ago from Australia

Ah the way to a woman's heart :)

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Cyndi10 2 years ago from Georgia

Such balm for the funny bone!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Ice cream will do it every time.

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Jodah 2 years ago from Queensland Australia

We all have to make sacrifices for love. If ice cream

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