The Knew Car (“limerick”)

Wife wanted a car that was new

But used was the best I could do

When yelling was through

This fact remained true

That used car was new car to you

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John Sarkis 4 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

Great poem - voted up and away


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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

LOL...sounds like an argument I heard once many years ago.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I'm pretty sure most of us can relate to this one. :)

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epigramman 4 years ago

.....your limericks are like new cars Sir

........bright, shiny, and with lots of mileage.

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Martin.

Nice to see your Limericks have survived the Christmas rampage.

Up and sharing.

LOL Ghaelach

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

Your wife has now got another car, but she is still being pushy LOL :-))

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

The used car is great. Nicely broken in. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

Your hubs definitely put a smile on my face.

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cam8510 4 years ago from Colorado Springs, CO until the end of March

Mhatter, glad to see you won that one. Well done. The laughs you provide are very healthy for the rest of us.

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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Very cleverly written by the limerick master !

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Used cars are all I have ever been able to afford. Jamie

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

great play on words - my new cars are always used too!

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

The picture is priceless. Had to do that to some of the new used cars that I owned.... ++++

Sending Angels to you and a wish for a happy new year if I am not back before then :) ps

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

That's what all husbands say when the ' wifie ' wants a new car..Funny..Loved it..

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Way to go.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Oh how true and very funny.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

You tell her, Martin! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, right?

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teaches12345 4 years ago

Oh, what a true story for many of us. Funny, but very real.

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