The Legend Of Beth That Dentists Don’t Want You To Hear (limerick)

The legend about Lady Beth

They say she had really bad breath

So many men tried

To kiss this rich bride

That body beside her is death

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Her breath knock the dentist out that is a legendary smell! Eek!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

One has to be very careful these days who one picks up at a bar. Just sayin' LOL Great one!

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

Wicked! :-)

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

:)))) lol!

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btrbell 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

lol! Funny!

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

No escape from the jaws of death!...poor chap LOL:-))

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

great giggles to start the day.

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Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

Boy did I laugh!

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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica

heheheeheee, lol lol......what a terrible my

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KoffeeKlatch Gals 4 years ago from Sunny Florida

HaHaHaHaHA, I'm still laughing.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Lordy, It must have been really bad. FUNNY..HEE..

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Nice one, well done.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Ha Ha! Wow - you think she would get a clue!

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rasta1 4 years ago from Jamaica

How do you do it? very nice

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

OY! lol..

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Well, I guess THAT says it all.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

This is funny. You must pull these out of your hat.

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Cathy Fidelibus 4 years ago from NJ

Another funny, thanks! I love starting the day with laughter.

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