The Love General (limerick)

In silence he planned his attack

Somewhere in her yakety yak

A way to unfurl

This so precious pearl

The clue to get girl into sack

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Guilty as charged your honor! :)

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

Oh, my. I never doubted that it worked that way...but here is the evidence. :)

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Lol, you make me laugh everyday with your Limericks. He looks so serious!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

He really looks as if he is really listening and caring about what she is saying. Ha. So funny as always. God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

Quite a seductive limerick..LOL:-))

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btrbell 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

Up and funny!

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

:-) Nothin' else to say. Too funny.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

That poor unsuspecting girl! ;-)

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Hee haw hee haw! Very true and funny as well. He isn't hearing a damned thing she is saying. She probably sounds to him like Charlie Brown's teacher - whah whah whah whah whah

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Amy Becherer 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

And here I thought he really cared what she had to say. This one makes me mad in a "funny" kind of way.

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lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Lol. Voted up funny!

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

O the whimsical funny... Mhatter, you r great!

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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Isn't that always the case? lol! funny stuff! nell

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

I've met quite a few guys like that. Always thinking only one thing and not even listening to what I'm saying.

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lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Yup! Some women believe anything u tell them

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ignugent17 4 years ago

As always very funny! :-))

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