The Lucky Penny (limerick)

I picked up a penny for luck

When by glorious legs I was struck

My wife went insane

I tried to explain

Till penny in brain she did tuck

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

good laugh!

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

It might have been worth it! :) Thanks for the laugh my friend.

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

O, my. Well, will you tell us? Was it worth it??? Still chuckling :) ps

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Penny should be ashamed of herself for being so worthless and I bet his hand hurts.

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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

Great! I am always happy to see a new witty ditty of yours. :)

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

I can't help it ... "Just your two cents worth, right?" Sorry, mh, I'm better than that, but what the hell, it's a penny's worth.

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

(giggle) That'll teach ya.

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Ha Ha Ha an giggle giggle giggle

A penny for your thoughts!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

It is best to avoid this situation. Jamie

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Ah, Who doesn't pick up a penny? It's good luck..Bad woman!!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Yep, the pennies get me, too.

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Good to have a wife who is conscious of the pennies! Thanks, Martin!

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Cathy Fidelibus 4 years ago from NJ

Great laugh, thanks!

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marcoujor 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

I was holding my breath with your rhyme scheme...good save!

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Gotta watch those pennies, eh, M?


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Peggy W 4 years ago from Houston, Texas

Nice to find that penny and see a little "scenery" at the same time. Ha!

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ignugent17 4 years ago

Step on it first. hahaha!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Nothing like pennies.

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