The Magic Shoes (limerick)

The man often wore his wife’s shoes

They helped him to catch up on news

When he fell behind

On what’s on wife’s mind

His rear end they’d kindly abuse

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

You continue to amaze me....another winner!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

he he he Mr. Hat man, my Nannie said to tell you that that man on the floor, well, something about his behind getting run over by carts galore - whatever that means, I am only four. Hmm I hope he does not get too big of a boo boo. I have lots of Elmo bandages if he needs some.

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jaydene 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

Hello, thanks this made me smile:)

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

giggle...giggle...notthing like a swift kick in the ...

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Nice one, my friend. Great Job!

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

:) cool!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I guess he should have stayed home.

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

I have felt this abuse that you speak of. Jamie

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Rocking funny..Hee

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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

Hahaha, and the picture is funny too! Who is that in the photo? Lessons to husbands: Never wear your wife's shoes. And hey, don't even wear her underwear!

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teaches12345 4 years ago

Funny. Moral of the story: wear your own shoes!

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

I guess he should have dug his heels in..LOL:-))

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

and now the shoes helped him caught up on the limerick....nice post!

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

I think I'll tell my husband to wear his own shoes!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Wow, he looks he looks worn out and I guess he really got a kick out of that.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia


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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Ouch!! another cute limerick! Well done.

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Derdriu 4 years ago

Martin, It might not be too much of a problem if they're flip-flops. But if they're 5-inch heels, then OUCH!

Respectfully, and with many thanks for sharing, Derdriu

P.S. Have you seen the Scary Beautiful heels?

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