The Make-up Salesman (limerick)

A seller of make-up am I

A friend said to give it a try

When wife’s smile I’d harm

Her rage I’d disarm

With lotions of charm I’d apply

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Mr. Smoothie! :)

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xstatic 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

A potion in a lotion. I like it!

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Just one question, Martin ... where?

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

"A Gentleman to the last"

Nice one Martin.

LOL Ghaelach

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Appreciate your humor.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Sounds like the salesman could use a little more training!

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

You try so hard to have all the right moves!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

"with lotions of charm I'd apply." What a great line. Jamie

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Peggy W 4 years ago from Houston, Texas

This has me smiling. What a charmer you are! :))

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Oh how cute!!! i love it martin..


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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

You do know how to make me smile.


Sending Angels your way :) ps

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

You de man, charming...( smile )

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Body lotions, every woman's tool! Thanks for sharing, MHatter!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Aren't you just the Picasso of women!

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

You always have something to cheer me up.

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teaches12345 4 years ago

That smooth talking will get you somewhere!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

I do believe make-up salesmen need silver tongues.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

I do believe make-up salesmen need silver tongues.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That is one way to skin a cat. Evolve directly into your work...

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