The Mystery Of The Automatic Light (limerick)

To problem with bathroom I’m drawn

Why gramps opens door turns light on

I’d soon find out why

When for beer I’d fly

For toilet in my fridge he’d gone

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Ericdierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.


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DJ Anderson 2 years ago

How do you think up these great limericks??

Too funny, Martin. You have out-done yourself!! LOL

Love it,


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THarman7 2 years ago from Lacey Washington

Delightful! This limerick made me smile.

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billybuc 2 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL....very funny Martin!

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Victoria Lynn 2 years ago from Arkansas, USA

They just keep on coming!!!!

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MarleneB 2 years ago from Northern California, USA

Funny! I enjoyed this a lot.

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MizBejabbers 2 years ago

Very funny, sounds like my sleepwalking kid.

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kidscrafts 2 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

Another funny one :-) Thank you!

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teaches12345 2 years ago

Don't send grandpa for anything to drink!

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vkwok 2 years ago from Hawaii


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Nellieanna 2 years ago from TEXAS

Good one - once more. For sure, Martin is the limerick genius, but his more serious poetry really shines!

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rasta1 2 years ago from Jamaica

Put a beer in the bathroom!

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old albion 2 years ago from Lancashire. England.

Hi Martin. A nice smile this morning.


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