The Nose Knows (poem)

Recall when I played with your toes

And how they got stuck in my nose

The hospitals were all closed

So we went to your Auntie Rose

I can’t repeat the words she chose

For flower then sprouting from nose


She shouted to take off our clothes

As she rushed to get garden hose

And then for some pictures we posed

I asked her why she needed those

A secret she wouldn’t disclose

To guy with a girl in his nose


Then hose in free nostril impose

Twas then that my worries arose

What act had the brainless proposed

As off to some faucet she goes

The last words I heard There she blows

As all that I knew blew from nose


When I had escaped heaven’s throes

The girls replaced laughter for woes

As once more my weakness exposed

You’d think that by now we’d be foes

But there they were putting on shows

And this time I covered my nose

Video has nothing to do with poem - Just silly

More by this Author

Comments 15 comments

wetnosedogs profile image

wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Only a great imagination that think that up! Also enjoyed the video.

Jackie Lynnley profile image

Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

One crazy guy!

josh3418 profile image

josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania


Now that was a witty poem cleverly thought out! Way to go bud! :)

lindalou1963 profile image

lindalou1963 4 years ago from Texas

Very witty indeed!!! Love it. And THANK YOU for choosing a photo with pretty feet... I hate feet... but these I can tolerate! LOL

Glimmer Twin Fan profile image

Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

Ok - This one one really has me laughing and wondering how this poem came to be. Thanks for a great read!

rcrumple profile image

rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Anyone that likes Ernie Kovacs can't be all bad! lol

I enjoyed the poem, but like Gimmer, have to ask how it came to mind. Sinus problems?

Great Job once again!

chepkoluumugulel profile image

chepkoluumugulel 4 years ago from Texas

The intro' alone made me laugh. What a well thought, well put poem. The solfa notation accompanied with actions on the video are also awesome!

LaThing profile image

LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

lol..... Oh M, where do you come up with these poems!? Very witty, but I don't want to picture the whole scenario! Lol


profile image

Janhorner 4 years ago

I could just imagine the scene; brilliant comedy!


aviannovice profile image

aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Too funny! I once had a couple show up at the police station wearing handcuffs. I did not ask...

always exploring profile image

always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny and a great video..Thank's..

myownlife profile image

myownlife 4 years ago from london

well explained beautiful fingers.

Ann1Az2 profile image

Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Ok, so the video is funny and the poem isn't? What a crazy story! Voted up and funny.

Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

This was very enjoyable. The video was amusing.

Faith Reaper profile image

Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Another hilarious one. You are very clever and your imagination is endless, obviously. Ha. In His Love, Faith Reaper

    Sign in or sign up and post using a HubPages Network account.

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No HTML is allowed in comments, but URLs will be hyperlinked. Comments are not for promoting your articles or other sites.

    Click to Rate This Article