The Nose Knows (poem)

Recall when I played with your toes

And how they got stuck in my nose

The hospitals were all closed

So we went to your Auntie Rose

I can’t repeat the words she chose

For flower then sprouting from nose

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She shouted to take off our clothes

As she rushed to get garden hose

And then for some pictures we posed

I asked her why she needed those

A secret she wouldn’t disclose

To guy with a girl in his nose

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Then hose in free nostril impose

Twas then that my worries arose

What act had the brainless proposed

As off to some faucet she goes

The last words I heard There she blows

As all that I knew blew from nose

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When I had escaped heaven’s throes

The girls replaced laughter for woes

As once more my weakness exposed

You’d think that by now we’d be foes

But there they were putting on shows

And this time I covered my nose

Video has nothing to do with poem - Just silly

Comments 15 comments

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Only a great imagination that think that up! Also enjoyed the video.


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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

One crazy guy!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Mhatter99,

Now that was a witty poem cleverly thought out! Way to go bud! :)


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lindalou1963 4 years ago from Texas

Very witty indeed!!! Love it. And THANK YOU for choosing a photo with pretty feet... I hate feet... but these I can tolerate! LOL


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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

Ok - This one one really has me laughing and wondering how this poem came to be. Thanks for a great read!


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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Anyone that likes Ernie Kovacs can't be all bad! lol

I enjoyed the poem, but like Gimmer, have to ask how it came to mind. Sinus problems?

Great Job once again!


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chepkoluumugulel 4 years ago from Texas

The intro' alone made me laugh. What a well thought, well put poem. The solfa notation accompanied with actions on the video are also awesome!


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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

lol..... Oh M, where do you come up with these poems!? Very witty, but I don't want to picture the whole scenario! Lol

Awesome


Janhorner 4 years ago

I could just imagine the scene; brilliant comedy!

Jan


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Too funny! I once had a couple show up at the police station wearing handcuffs. I did not ask...


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny and a great video..Thank's..


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myownlife 4 years ago from london

well explained beautiful fingers.


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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Ok, so the video is funny and the poem isn't? What a crazy story! Voted up and funny.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

This was very enjoyable. The video was amusing.


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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Another hilarious one. You are very clever and your imagination is endless, obviously. Ha. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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