The Phone Call You Won’t Believe (limerick)

When wild call about wife I got

From cupboard my whiskey I brought

And after a shot

Some clarity sought

She what with a what at a what

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Martin, my dear,

I wonder if I am still sane

Since I understood

Every word you were sayin'.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Sometimes a woman is difficult to understand, a nip is helpful; but just a nip. Funny..

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA very funny! I know the feeling.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Yes, we women sometimes do some crazy things!!!

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W1totalk 3 years ago

Wholly molly. Good stuff. Whiskey enlightens. Great hub.

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

WHAT? lol

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

Oh dear for sure nothing was clear, help the husband to deal with the call!

Voted up and funnyl

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

This is great. I've provided my poor husband with a moment or two of those.

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Great funny talent you have.

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LadyFiddler 3 years ago from Somewhere in the West

LOL you have more shots to take mhatter :) funny

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hehehe, yes, it happens : )

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AliciaC 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

That must have been a very interesting phone call!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Another hilarious, clever piece!

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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

I think I need that shot!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I think the clarity is thrice remove...

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