The Police Didn’t Listen To Me Either (limerick)

The strangest thing I ever saw

A lady tucked breasts in her bra

She was at food store

Where she tucked much more

Till searched at the door by the law

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA could work!

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Musta been a B-I-G bra!

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Ardot 4 years ago from Canada

Love it!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

So clever and I love it Martin; have a wonderful day and I vote up ; across and share all around.


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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

That is wildly funny.

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Louisa Rogers 4 years ago from Eureka, California and Guanajuato, Mexico

The photo goes with the poem!

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web923 4 years ago from Twentynine Palms, California

Apples, peaches, pumpkin... ? :-) Humorous and up

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Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

LOL this was good.. yeah flat chest then chicken breast..right? LOL I loved it man

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I once arrested a guy with steak in his pants!

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

She may not get the support when she is in the courthouse!..LOL :-))

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tlpoague 4 years ago from USA

That is one way to have an increase in the busty area without all the added expenses...well, until she got busted! Great limerick! Love it!

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

great idea...i loved it man!

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LadyFiddler 4 years ago from Somewhere in the West

LOL she have alot of room in there to tuck so much more hmmmm

nice limerick ;)


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Another good one..Hee

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

They didn't listen to me either. Probably because I was quite obviously lopsided.

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Vellur 4 years ago from Dubai

Funny!! A unique limerick.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good idea while it lasted.

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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

She must be a petite woman. LOL

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

The same premise probably wouldn't work for a guy, huh? Tee hee!

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DREAM ON 4 years ago

That's some bra.You have to love those peaches.

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Beth37 4 years ago

I wonder who got to frisk her.

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