The Secret Of My Great Flapjacks (limerick)

My wife really made my heart soar

When my pancakes she wanted more

‘cause she found the facts

About my flapjacks

They’re great to seal cracks in the floor

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

LOL, now actually, that is a new twist on the standard duct tape! LOL

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Well, I'll eat just about anything! I'd be curious to see the house with pancakes for sealant! Too funny!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Great imagination.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Hmmm. A little gummy are they?

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

The meal that keeps on giving. :)

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Talk about eating right off the floor---I love the idea.

No dishes to wash!!

Might get a little sticky with the syrup, and all. Ha, ha

You make us laugh, Martin!!


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

'You can eat off my floor,' some housewives cry,

But in your home, Martin, that cry is no lie.

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kashmir56 3 years ago from Massachusetts

Thanks for the funny read my friend !

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rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

You're too much, lol! Excellent limerick! (Voted Up) -Rose

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AliciaC 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

This is sad and funny at the same time!

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

Ha Ha Ha! Hope you're not offended. Another good one.

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Heee - yes, sadly mine are much the same. But the floor is sealed.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa..You should use Betty Crocker's flapjack mix, it's a winner...Of course gluten free...

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Another great one for a good surprise and laugh!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

And like the Everready Bunny, they last AND LAST AND LAST...

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