The Secret To Staying Together Revealed (limerick)

He loved her and never let go

Their secret all wanted to know

So what holy band

Could hold love so grand

Some glue in the hand made it so

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AudreyHowitt 4 years ago from California


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

That would do it alright!

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Glue!! oh my so funny.. thats one way to do it..



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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Once a couple of kids walked into the police station, where I happened to be working the desk years ago. They asked me if a handcuff key opened all cuffs. I asked why. They held up their cuffed arms. It's almost like glue...

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Ha. You are the King of the Limericks!!! In His Love, Faith Reaper

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

To each fingers tight they were stuck

no options in sight walked to truck

she once inside

no anger hide

close quarters her fist hard to duck

Great Job! Original idea made fun, as always!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Super!! Glued together now they are really a connected couple.

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Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

You are the master of Limerick for sure!

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barbergirl28 4 years ago from Hemet, Ca

I loved these... now if only more people followed this there would be a lot less breakups! :)

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Made my day - still smiling at the thought - and where's my superglue?

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eddy4me 4 years ago from Wales.

A great limmerick and I now look forward to so many more by you.


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greeneryday 4 years ago from Some tropical country

Love it, thank you, look forward for more Limericks from you... voted up for funny..

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Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

LOL...I love reading your limerick...Too Funny!!! Now, where did I hide the glue?

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny as always..Loved it..

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UnnamedHarald 4 years ago from Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Ha! Good one, mhatter-- that'll do it! I see in rcrumple's comment, has a limerick with "stuck" and "truck". That could lead to a disaster in limerick land!

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Mama Kim 8 4 years ago

OOhh. I should try that ^_^ My husband would have to play video games with one hand! Love your sense of humor!

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elle64 4 years ago from Scandinavia

Glue and some quality time.LOL

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Glue of course. Now why didn't I think of that???

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

That's one way to make it work!

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Ryem 4 years ago from Maryland

Sweet, charming and funny I really love this. I'm voting up

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krsharp05 4 years ago from 18th and Vine

One of the things I like about you - you always make it short and to the point. Great limerick. -K

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Just glue? And all these years, I thought is was something else!

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