The Sex Toy (limerick)

Now wife treats me like a sex toy

That object of pleasure and Joy

The one with a lever

To take her to ever

The one she would never employ

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THarman7 2 years ago from Lacey Washington


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kidscrafts 2 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

:-) Funny!

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ImKarn23 2 years ago

is it me? I'm afraid i must be missing

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vkwok 2 years ago from Hawaii


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Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Love these! Keep them coming.

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