The Speeding Ticket (limerick)

A cop gave a ticket to me

She said I was speeding you see

The evidence read

My actions in bed

Where faster than head could count three

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Speed is only good on a race track or a pie eating contest! Ha, ha

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Kathryn Stratford 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

It's a good thing men can't receive those kind of speeding tickets! LOL.

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Uh oh, he's going to be in the bad books here. Funny!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

Did someone say HEAD? lol

Hey..i hear there's a pill for

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

Oh, my. Quality counts.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

I've always thought that it should be quality not quantity

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DzyMsLizzy 3 years ago from Oakley, CA

Rofl! The new "Minute Man!" Very funny, and so voted!

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