The Terror Of Dad’s Ghost (limerick)

The sight of dad’s ghost didn’t scare

That wasn’t the cause of raised hair

What caused us to grieve

In horror to heave

Where farts that he’d leave everywhere

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cleaner3 3 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

you are crazy with these hubs .. so clever..martin .. it is a talent to come up with these !

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Oh, you are so bad, Martin! :-)

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Oh, me, stinky ghost farts! LOL

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Kathryn Stratford 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

That is too funny! The thought of not being afraid of a ghost, only the ghastly farts!

Have a great day!

~ Kathryn

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Run! Run for the hills! LOL

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shara63 3 years ago from Delhi

see, here is another rutely follower ...first is me!...needs guts to ride the topic!...great Mhatter!!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

It's bad enough to house a ghost,

But one with farts? That is the most!

Perhaps you could leave a note for him to read,

To please go outdoors when he feels the need.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

This really lit my day.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

The smelly ghost from Casper cartoons.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I guess something else made it through that astral projection!

ocfireflies 3 years ago


I believe you have found a niche. Your stories and illustrations along with the positive messages are what the world needs more of.

Thank You.


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nighthag 3 years ago from Australia

This was great!

Hard to be scared of a ghost like this :)

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