The Unsuccessful Flirt (limerick)

At dance clubs I use to be flirt

My charm on cute girls I’d assert

They often misread

The drool that I shed

And "Let’s Go To Bed" on my shirt

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billybuc 23 months ago from Olympia, WA

I'll be laughing the rest of the day.

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Romeos Quill 23 months ago from Lincolnshire, England

Haha! Nice one Mhatter; serves him right for being a pig.

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Ghaelach 23 months ago

A great limerick to start the day.

Thanks Martin

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bravewarrior 23 months ago from Central Florida

He really should be a little more discerning about what he wears to a pick up joint!

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DJ Anderson 23 months ago

I just noticed that all the men thought this was funny.

I'm sure my son would love it, as well. Why is it that Sha and I

wonder, "what was this jerk thinking to have that on his shirt?" LOL


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vkwok 22 months ago from Hawaii

Not the kind of shirt I'd wear to meet girls with. LOL.

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