The Wonder Pan (limerick)

She bought a new marvelous pan

Whose use beyond wonder could span

For cooking it’s fit

To meet every bit

She even used it to fix man

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

And with that laugh I say goodnight.

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DanaTeresa 3 years ago from Ohio

ah. the best cooking items are multi-functional. i would like to see what she can do with a rolling pin!!!

another good one. thanks for all these wonderful nuggets of fun!

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Go get him - I'm a whizz with a pan - multi functional of course.

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whonunuwho 3 years ago from United States

Nice pan...thank God it is a small one! whonu

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Good one....the only thing on the boil today is her blood:-))

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Funny. That has to hurt.

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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

Yeppie. A wonder pan I have my chuckle for the day as I began this beautiful Florida morning.

Hugs and Angels are on the way :) ps

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Now that's what I call re-purposing! :-)

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sweethearts2 3 years ago from Northwest Indiana

A woman and her pan what less could a man ask for - that is if he ain't misbehaving.

You've brightened my day

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sweethearts2 3 years ago from Northwest Indiana


else not less - of course if he is misbehaving he might ask for the pan less.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Some times, a woman has to do, what a woman has to do!


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

That is a tried and true recipe!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

So the moral is do whatever you can

To avoid your wife's new Wonder pan!

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lovebuglena 3 years ago from Staten Island, NY

Interesting limericks. Love the photo. Thanks for sharing.

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shanmarie 3 years ago from Texas

Aha! Perhaps he deserved his fixin'? Love the picture. Is that what inspired this funny bit? Brings to mind songs and television shows - all sorts of scenarios with frying pans and/or rolling pins, women, and men involved!

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Hahaha, reminds me of the time when I was young and dating my now husband, and we were at the beach, and I actually had to use pan to fix my man hahaha, as a joke, of course!!

Hugs, Faith Reaper

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Tell her to put a lid on it :-)


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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

During these last few weeks, with the new babes and the lack of sleep my wife has come after me with a few pans (metaphorically speaking.) Tried my hand at a limerick, tell me what you think. Jamie

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Nothing like an all purpose pan.

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Beth37 3 years ago

ha ha... reminds me of "Throw mama from the train" Remember that?

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

You know how popular those multi-use tools are!

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ImKarn23 3 years ago

'Fix man'?

Me thinks she needs to hit him again!


hope you're feeling decent, my friend..

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wayne barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

Very funny, Martin!

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