The Zoo Has Rules (limerick)

When couple was kicked out of zoo

Wife asked husband what did we do

And there on the spot

This answer she got

They said I fed hot dog to you

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Made 3 years ago from Finland

This was a great and funny limerick to start my day with. :)

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Just Ask Susan 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Oh, my! So, wife is an animal? Hmmm.

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Everyone knows you "DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS"! LOL

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL....that will earn a guy a punch in the eye. Very good one, Martin!

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

So cool love this one made me laugh alright!

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Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

I am still chuckling; a wonderful share Martin.

Keep the coming and have a great day.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

I am really laughing, Martin, at this poem.

The next time, eat lunch before leaving home.

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LadyFiddler 3 years ago from Somewhere in the West

lol your a crack nut ha ha ha. I won't eat hot dogs anymore because I don't want to be kicked out the zoo

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Tony DeLorger 3 years ago from Adelaide, South Australia

Very funny my friend. Must be a real challenge, fitting a story into five lines. Well done.

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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hehehe ...oops!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Wonderful. No feeding animals to "the animals."

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

You are a wit master.

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

So funny! Loved it.

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