Writing On Hubpages And Hubpages Contests

I Actually Was a Woman Before I Started This

courtesy wikicommons - what I look like now
courtesy wikicommons - what I look like now

Dedicated to All You Guys On The Same Train

There's this thing called hubbalicious

It’s making my head hurt something vicious

It all started out so innocently

What’s going to become of me?

Thoughts of writing haunt my dreams

I cannot break free or so it seems

Every day finding something new to write

What if I can’t – Good GOD what a fright!

Do you think I’ll ever again be the same

Or will I keep hubbing until I'm insane?

How did I get myself in this mess

I seem to be obsessed I must confess!

Yes, I do have another whole life

I work, I mush, and I am a wife

Don't get me wrong – I'm not complaining

It's just that of late, my brain I'm straining

So many topics and that 'in it to win'

I need to remember to relax and grin

Life is short - I'll keep trying my best

To give it my all but then give it a rest

After all, it's the writing and pals that matter

Instead of worrying, I'll enjoy the chatter

My head is aching, my wrists are a mess

But I know I can do this and with finesse!

When the month's done I may be "famous"

Or I may just be thought a big ignoramus

Thanks for the ride, folks, I'd best get back

To thinking on subjects and keeping on track

If I seem distant and not as succinct

It’s because I am tired – I can barely think

Promise I’ll be back with my usual decorum

Post contest I promise to rehit the forum

Those of us who chose are in this together

Through thick and thin and nasty weather

Good luck to you all my friends of the hubs

Hoping for fingers we've left, not stubs!

Day 5 and counting….Lovingly, Audrey

More by this Author

Comments 21 comments

akirchner profile image

akirchner 5 years ago from Central Oregon Author

Thanks Eddy - you are too kind~ Happy holidays!

Eiddwen profile image

Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

A great hub akirchner,

You are indeed a great writer and I look forward to sharing many more with you on here.

Take care


akirchner profile image

akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon Author

Thanks, James - it is amazing I have any fingers left to type with and not sure about what wit I have left at this moment either! I shall miss your writings - please do check back and keep us all posted!!! Many best wishes for your success in all things.

James A Watkins profile image

James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago

Very witty, my dear. HubPages is addictive. I can attest to that. I still have a list of thirty topics I want to write Hubs about but I am going to make myself stop so I can get my books done. I'll be checking in on you though. Thanks!

akirchner profile image

akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon Author

Katie - you are too hilarious! Did you see Holle's hub - hers was hysterical! I think I outdid myself this week as I think I have done 42 hubs (still have to publish them on the right day) - and hoping to be able to crawl back next week and start the recipes! Holy toledo! Thanks so much for the support and all I can do is do what I can. I think 5 per day though is kinda sorta pushing it for any of us!

katiem2 profile image

katiem2 6 years ago from I'm outta here

akirchner, You have my upmost admiration, I burned out after my sixth food hub. Your impressive while I lay nervously shoving triskets into my mouth fearful of my lap top... I'm pulling for you dear :) Go or quit, we'll still love ya! BTW, I love Albert he's a long time fave of mine...

akirchner profile image

akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon Author

Darlene - you always say the kindest things....I have a pic of Bob with his hair up with gel and I call it his Einstein moment...oh to be so wise and intelligent....I love him too and I borrowed him for my 'look'....thanks so much for stopping by!

Darlene Sabella profile image

Darlene Sabella 6 years ago from Hello, my name is Toast and Jam, I live in the forest with my dog named Sam ...

Bravo, we all feel the same, I am now just writing when I get a thought, and you have a picture of the love of my life in this hub LOL, I love all your hub and this one to boot...keep on keeping on my girlfriend, you are one of the best...

akirchner profile image

akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon Author

Thanks, Paula!

PaulaK profile image

PaulaK 6 years ago from Austin. Texas

Right on! You did a great job with this one!!

akirchner profile image

akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon Author

Holle - as long as you do not EAT your computer.....sad, sad we have become....it'll all pass - just like gas!

Charlie - thanks for stopping by and thanks for your kind words as always.

Sunbucky - hi there! Thanks for laughing with me - it is an illness!

Freyacesar - thanks so much for commenting and for reading! I seem to be passionate about a great many things - too many it would seem some days.

Epigramman - too funny - great play on words!

Hello, hello - no worries....I guess we could be addicted to something far worse!

JudyDianne - Glad to be in the trenches with all you good folks.....we could do worse things!

judydianne profile image

judydianne 6 years ago from Palm Harbor, FL

I loved it!! You put into words how some of us feel! So funny!!

Hello, hello, profile image

Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

I am glad that I am not the only one anymore who has hubaddiction. I wrote a hub about this treadful illness and I still looking for the anti-hub-biotic tablets.

Thank you so much for your lovely email that really was kind but you didn't have to apologize. I wouldn't have held against you.

epigramman profile image

epigramman 6 years ago

in my inimitable and flattering words I would call your writing hubdelicious!!!

Freya Cesare profile image

Freya Cesare 6 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

Hi. This is very funny indeed! Good luck with the contest. I don't have much time to following it, no mention to write as much as you do. I hope your effort rewarded at the end so your grin will be wider than today. ^_^ Nice to know you.

sunflowerbucky profile image

sunflowerbucky 6 years ago from Small Town, USA

This was so cute Audrey! It has a very Dr Suess quality to it! Best of luck my dear!

ralwus 6 years ago

I have noticed my hub feed filled with your hubs recently. that;s a lot of work and recipes. I just can't keep up. LOL I am really pulling for you. Best of luck Audrey.

habee profile image

habee 6 years ago from Georgia

LOL! I was gonna write a hub about my addiction! I'm now eating at my computer. How sad is that??

Lady Guinevere profile image

Lady Guinevere 6 years ago from West By God

Hahahaha! Glad that you can do it. I don't have the time or patience to do such a thing.

akirchner profile image

akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon Author

Thanks Lady Guinevere....I'm glad you enjoyed it...typing with toes now....

Lady Guinevere profile image

Lady Guinevere 6 years ago from West By God

LOL LOL I loved it! Very funny!

    Sign in or sign up and post using a HubPages Network account.

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No HTML is allowed in comments, but URLs will be hyperlinked. Comments are not for promoting your articles or other sites.

    Click to Rate This Article