The Funniest CatsnJokes - Ever
Cats - are the vortex of humor
Don't believe me? Consider the following:
Why are leopord so terriable at hiding?
Because they are allways spotted.
Why are house cats so small?
Because they only drink condensed milk.
Some random funnies
- How do you stick a bulbasaur, charizard and pikachu into a box? You Pok-um-on
- David's Father has 3 sons: Snap, Crackle, can you guess the third? Terrific, most people would say pop, but you were smart enough to know it's David.
- What color is a penguin rolling down a hill? Black -n- white - n- black -n- white Black -n- white - n- black -n- white
- What did your left eye say to your right eye? "Between you and me, something smells!"
- Whats the difference between a hobo and a bench? The bench can support a family
- Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender
- Whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint
- Whats brown and sounds like a bell? D-un-g-g-g-g-g
I leave you with my closing thoughts: I have a dream. I dream of a wonderful world, a world where chickens can cross the street without having their motives questioned.
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