A Bit Of A Do

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A Bit Of A Do


We once had a bit of a do

Our dad got off with auntie Sue

Gran dropped her knicker

And flashed the vicar

Now they're sinning in Xanadu




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Who's A Pretty Boy Then?

There once was an old woman named Fay

Her broad smile could light up a dark day

When she misplaced her denture

She was no venus sculpture

But TJay gave a dazzling display



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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Gypsy, much appreciated.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

These are just delightful. Voted up and funny.


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

alancaster, nice to see you, and many thanks for stopping by. The animals are so funny, I can't resist them. We had the same ads. over here although I haven't seen them recently.


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alancaster149 4 years ago from Forest Gate, London E7, U K (ex-pat Yorkshire)

Nice one, I like the 'doggy dentures' (reminds me of an ad they keep putting on prime-time TV over here. 'Just give me Dento-sticks!' says a startled-looking mutt.


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Anthony, thank you for such a lovely comment, I'm so glad I can brighten up you day with a laugh. Much preciated.


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Anthony Binks 4 years ago from Northern Ireland

They brightened up my day, so funny I laughed out loud.


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

ImKern, I guess it does take some imagination....:)) thank you for stopping by.


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ImKarn23 4 years ago

"Her broad smile could light up a dark day? "

omg - not even TEETH could make that palatable...(excuse the pun)

i am still giggling, my friend - thanks for that!

adorable..

votingup/sharingout...


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Irish, so glad you enjoyed it. Yes it's a bit wicked :).


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

To business! I so enjoyed your devilish and fantastic sense of humor in the hilarious examples! Thanks for providing hearty giggles.


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Cathy, many thanks for the visit, I'm always happy to induce the odd smile. :). My best to you.


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Cathy Fidelibus 4 years ago from NJ

Hahahaha, very funny, thanks for putting a smile on my face :o)


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Coffeegginmyrice, thanks for taking a look, we all need a good laugh now and again, I'm glad this one hit the spot.


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Michelle, glad you enjoyed it, thank you for stopping by, and my best to you.


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coffeegginmyrice 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

Waaaaa, I had a big laugh!! The top one really got me with tears laughing; so funny cartoon too! Tobusiness, you're so bad, lol!!! Funny and Awesome! Sharing!


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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Goodness, I laughed, especially at the first one. Thanks for sharing, votes up and I share too!


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Kashmir, many thanks, much appreciated.


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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Hi my friend, Loved it, very awesome !

Vote up and more !!! SHARING !


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Mhatter, nice to know I'm getting there :) as always, much appreciated.


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Mhatter99 4 years ago from San Francisco

These are funny, but I want to thank you for your attention to detail.


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Wetnose, I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Always great to see you.


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Lovedoctor, that is what I call a result. :). Much appreciated.


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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

two fantastic funnies!


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Hi Susan, nice to see you, glad you enjoyed it and many thanks for the visit. Best wishes.


lovedoctor926 4 years ago

As soon as I saw the picture, I knew that I had to click. Voted up funny!


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Jamie, you and me both, weekend work is the pits, but someone's got to do it. I'm glad you enjoyed this, thank you for stopping by.


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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Thank you for the laughs. I am at work this weekend and needed a good one. Jamie


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Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

LOL! So funny! Thank you :)


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Carol, what's life without a little fun? :0

Many thanks for the visit and comment. My best to you


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carol7777 4 years ago from Arizona

This is just fun and we all can use a just fun hub. Loved it. Voted UP.


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Billy, I'm trying hard not to think about the long busy night-shift ahead of me, needed a good laugh and thought I'd share.

So glad you enjoyed it. Take care.


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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K Author

Janhorner, Many thanks for stopping by, much appreciated. :).


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I am laughing uncontrollably, Jo! The pictures are perfect, as are your limericks! What a great sense of humor you have!

Have a wonderful weekend my friend, and thank you for a great laugh!

bill


Janhorner 4 years ago

Hi, these are really funny; loved the images! Voted up,

Jan

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