Ten,and then some,things you should Never say during Sex!
This ones a bit(or maybe a Lot) Raw so if your easily offended Do Not Continue.
How long do you plan to Be...Almost there
Oh!...did I mention the Video Camera!
Oh Hell baby...a little rug burn never hurt anybody!
Ahh...on second thought...lets turn out the lights...
And to think I was Really trying to pick up your friend
Gee...I hope your as good look-in when I'm Sober
Wow Baby...Your good enough ta do this for a Living
Did I tell you my aunt Martha Died in this bed
It sure is nice to be-in in bed with a women I Don't have to inflate or puff up
Now your not gonna Tell anyone are you
You Know... My old girlfriend used to do it a Lot longer
You mean your Not my blind date
I'm gonna need another Beer for this
Try not to smear my make up
Excuse me...Could you just pass me the remote control
I thought You had the keys to the handcuffs
I Think you've got it on Backwards
Um...When is it supposed to feel Good
Lets see...did I remember to take my Pill..let me think
Are you Sure I don't know you from somewhere
I Told you it wouldn't work without Batteries
No...Realy...I do this part better Myself...
Wow...Your Almost as good as my EX
Did I mention my Transsexual operation
So when would you like to meet my parents
Have you seen Fatal Attraction
Oh don't mind me ...I always file my nails in bed
Will you Keep it down...daddy's a light Sleeper
Let's keep this list going,cause I Know how Creative you peeps are!
PSA:Don't drink and Write,you Could have an accident...like the one above^
This was Heineken induced...with maybe a shot or two of Jack D,I cant really remember...fortunately.
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