This Ring Thing Is A Limerick – Right (limerick)

When I gave my wife wedding ring

The whole city could hear her sing

And firemen came

Wild woman to tame

When drain would lay claim to the thing

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Oh my goodness! Hilarious.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL....too funny my friend!

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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

hahaha!!! nice.

reminds me of this past weekend. i was doing crafts with my friend and her friend to off her wedding band and nearly two karat diamond ring and casually left them on the counter! i immediately moved them to a safe place before they went flying down the drain!

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

My mother used to do the same thing all the time. Luckily, my father had a trap in the drain pipe for just such occurrences. Great job!

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elle64 4 years ago from Scandinavia


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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Martin.

lol, it happens so often.

LOL Ghaelach

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Be thankful for P-traps!

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

oh no! Did she look like your picture!??! :)

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

The look on her face, says it all, nicely done.

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Delighted the firemen saved your wife's ring,

The drain is no place to store your bling.

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tirelesstraveler 4 years ago from California

Only send contacts down the drain.

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ignugent17 4 years ago

Very funny ! :-)))

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Thank goodness your wife's ring was restored. Funny, Hatter, and I'm sharing!

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

l-o-o.. that was good!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Actually that picture says it all.

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Oh no, This has happened to me too..Good one..

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Debby Bruck 4 years ago

Get her a drain net.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida


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