This Turkey Was Prepared (limerick)

Thanksgiving brought turkeys bad luck

Till one with idea was struck

So as day would loom

The dawn of his doom

He dawned the costume of a duck


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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

Smart guy. It's not a good week for them. They probably need to don the costume til after New Year.


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ashelladyhawke 3 years ago from California

Voted up and funny (as usual) lmao. Thank you for the smile on my face this am. Will surely be looking for more later. And I agree w/ Flourish. They probably do need to keep on the costume, or at least lend one to a pig for Christmas. Have a great day.


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Good thinking, unless of course someone prefers duck to turkey! :-)


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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

That is one smart turkey.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Very clever but he ran into bad luck.

He was captured by those who love roasted duck.


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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Smart turkey, duck season is here..Oh no....


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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Funny, great limericks Martin. Happy Thanksgiving! Jamie


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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Funny! Clever turkey that he ducked the chop.


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

hahaha smart turkey for sure!


DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Smart bird!


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tirelesstraveler 3 years ago from California

LoL, A friend from Korea usually cooks duck for Thanksgiving.


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

smart duck! Er, turkey..lol

Kept from getting his goose cooked!


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Nell Rose 3 years ago from England

Now that is one clever Turkey, and I can't even see the join! Haha!


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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Real smart!


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Pretty cute!

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