This Didn’t Really Happen – Really (limerick)

I shouted my tears formed a tide

The day that the T. V. set died

How could I face dawn

With best friend now gone

Just turn darn thing on my wife cried

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Hahaha that is a simple solution to the problem. Just turn darn thing on.

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Yeah - turning on the television may be effective,

But it won't mean a thing if you dint pay the electric.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA are classic!

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Hahahaha, yes, that's just like . . ., is it plugged in? Hahahah

So funny, but this goes on every night somewhere in the world. Ha

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

Not realising it wasn't switched don't sound very tuned in to me LOL:-))

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

aw, that tv addiction. funny.

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KoffeeKlatch Gals 4 years ago from Sunny Florida

Here I was feeling bad - poor tv. I think we all have a little of that addiction. Very funny.

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LadyFiddler 4 years ago from Somewhere in the West

Funny one mhatter99 ;) .

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Imagine the love for the TV...

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

good thinking - dry your tears -

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D.Juris Stetser 4 years ago from South Dakota

Funny, I wouldn't spread this around but I've done that! total panic, but was thankful I was alone in the house when I remembered I'd unplugged it to plug in the vacuum! Loved your presentation of our all too human quirks - LOL Voted up, interesting, funny, and awesome. thanks so much for sharing this! Dotti

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHaHa, another one of your best..

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Emilyfed 4 years ago from A world of my own

This is so funny. I laughed so much.

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

Just what I need...a laugh before retiring for the TV died tears here... sending Angels your way :) ps

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. Never did understand TV addicts.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Sigh..the poor

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

LOL Great sense of humor!

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teaches12345 4 years ago

Another funny one! I have done this once -- didn't know the electricity was down.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Duh! Ha ha. You're too funny, Martin!

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