Thoughts Of Your Average Guy (limerick)

Now I’m just your average guy

Who thought he could his wife defy

But plans went asunder

And I’m doomed to slumber

In hospital wondering why

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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

A happy wife is a happy life.

You should have known better!! LOL

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

We gotta learn who we can mess with and who we can't. :)

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Wifie bad..Hee.

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Well, that hurt!

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

I think the 'why' is a lady,

Whose past is a bit shady.

She told your wife,

Voila! End of your life.

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FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

He should have known better than to mess with the Mrs.

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Never mess with the wife.

Perspycacious 2 years ago

If your wife had known better,

your legs she would fetter.

But "Oh, oh that sweater!"

You should have known better.

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