Top Ten Stupid Male Comments...

Do not go there...
Do not go there...

Top ten ways to ensure that you will not be getting any love...


10) "Your sister looked really hot today…"

9) "Not fat exactly, more, well, lumpy, I guess…"

8) "No, not top five in bed, but you are, for sure, in my top ten…"

7) "This light really makes your wrinkles stand out…"

6) "Don't think of her as a rival, think of her as sharing the load…"



Really, you went there?
Really, you went there?


5) "Of course I wouldn't leave you, we just got the home theater set up…"

4) "Yeah, well I just think it's weird that none of our kids looks like me…"

3) "You just stand there and try and look pretty, I'll do the thinking…"

2) "How about you just buy gifts for my family this year…"

1) "You are so lucky, wish I could stay home and play today…" (To stay at home Mom with three kids under five.)


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ChrisLincoln 6 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California Author

Forgive me, traffic has been slow to my 1000 word, carefully crafted, anecdotal humor hubs. If I can't make it with a top ten list, sex, and pictures of women, it's time to get serious about finding a real job...

Chris


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Wayne Orvisburg 6 years ago

Hopefully you won't have to find a real job. I found it quite amusing!


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ChrisLincoln 6 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California Author

Thanks Wayne.

(I only say that in case my wife ever reads my hubs!)

Chris


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Nellieanna 6 years ago from TEXAS

wow. You really ARE a pirate at heart! Very amusing hub, Chris.


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ChrisLincoln 6 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California Author

Nellieanna,

I would never go there, but its fun to imagine how bad you could be!


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Nellieanna 6 years ago from TEXAS

I understand! hehe

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