Top Ten Stupid Male Comments...
Top ten ways to ensure that you will not be getting any love...
10) "Your sister looked really hot today…"
9) "Not fat exactly, more, well, lumpy, I guess…"
8) "No, not top five in bed, but you are, for sure, in my top ten…"
7) "This light really makes your wrinkles stand out…"
6) "Don't think of her as a rival, think of her as sharing the load…"
5) "Of course I wouldn't leave you, we just got the home theater set up…"
4) "Yeah, well I just think it's weird that none of our kids looks like me…"
3) "You just stand there and try and look pretty, I'll do the thinking…"
2) "How about you just buy gifts for my family this year…"
1) "You are so lucky, wish I could stay home and play today…" (To stay at home Mom with three kids under five.)
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