Training Your Pet Owner (limerick)

How many times did I beg please

And warn you that dog not to tease

For as it got madder

You soon will be sadder

As on you its bladder now frees

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

You are early tonight my friend, but just as funny as always. Our old lab has decided to dump on the deck now that the rainy season is upon us. Gotta love her cuz we can't kill her. :)

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Oh yes, that happens to this little avatar of mine too, releases on me when it's too excited! Thanks, Hatter.

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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

Super cute.

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

So cute!!! This pic is just so sweet . . .

Voted up, awesome and funny

LOL, I am laughing again at Bill's comment above.

God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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nmdonders 4 years ago

That is so funny I love it :) I'll have to pass this along to my dog loving friends.

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Happyboomernurse 4 years ago from South Carolina

The adorable photo drew me in and the limerick was so cute and funny. Loved it!

Voted up, awesome and interesting.

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Oh so funny and cute.. love the picture.. just the right picture..



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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

I walk upon the floor that squeaks

As something surely spoiled reaks

I see you there

licking your hair

know now bathroom habits need tweaks!

Great Job, my friend. Love the picture, too!

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

lol - now you're picking on our pets. I think most of us with pets can relate. Cute, cute, cute!!!

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

I swear, some pets do not care if they let it all out. Cute little picture!

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

That strange warm feeling, that suddenly goes very cold LOL:-))

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Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Martin.

Nice one and I do like your foto.

LOL Ghaelach

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Cute and funny.

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Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

LOL Love it!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Reminds me of some humans I know! LOL

Adorable picture! I just want to squeeze that cute little puppy!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Laughter is coming out of my mouth, pretty loud. I am at work and may have evoked some stares. Jamie

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

That dog was PISSED!

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Au fait 4 years ago from North Texas

Cute picture and funny limerick!

Up, funny, and will share!

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Love the picture and the funny Limerick..

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Julie DeNeen 4 years ago from Clinton CT

Ahahaha....great picture too!

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

Too cute. Warned and then christened. O my.

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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City

Too cute MH, Too cute! hehe........

I once had a pup who pissed in a cup, and missed my entire face LOL.

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Very cute picture and equally cute limerick!

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ImKarn23 4 years ago


as usual - very, very cute, Martin!

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ignugent17 4 years ago

Very cute !!! Very funny too. :-)

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sgbrown 4 years ago from Southern Oklahoma

Too funny! I love the picture! :)

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Peggy W 4 years ago from Houston, Texas

Cute photo accompanying your limerick. Any dog lover should like this. :)

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one.

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maggs224 4 years ago from Sunny Spain

A light bright and funny limerick just right to lift your day :D

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iguidenetwork 4 years ago from Austin, TX

Very cute, bright and light limerick,

Perfect for this equally cute puppy pic.

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