Try This On For Size (limerick)

I helped women pick clothes they wore

Such service they’d not seen before

Just one little quirk

Wore this clothing clerk

That I didn’t work for that store

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Joanne M Olivieri 3 years ago

Ah, Ha Ha. You are a clever one.

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

I think there is a name for that. :)

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lrc7815 3 years ago from Central Virginia

giggle...and now, I am ready for a nap. This one reminded me of my Dad who frequently said"right church, wrong pew".

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xstatic 3 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

A great ruse, and gives me an idea toooo!

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99..Are you sure you weren't the customer and she was showing you her " wears " about those shoes...Loved the humour...

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LisaMarie724 3 years ago from Pittsburgh PA

This one had me cracking up! Oh, and can I get the dress in the picture pretty please?

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

Now that's funny and a great way to meet women...

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

I guess random kindness is not always appreciated.

You could find yourself in jailhouse culture initiated.

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Valleypoet 3 years ago

Helping the customers to dress up might lead to a dressing down LOL :-))

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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Brilliant ideas for a quick meaningful poem.

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Always helpful

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Anjili 3 years ago from planet earth, a humanoid

Quite a good one. Brief but potent. Thanks for the hint it passes through

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Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

I think Anjili summed it up perfectly -- as with all of your wonderful limericks..."brief but potent." :-)

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

I think you're turning into a dirty old man! :-)

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Did you just prefer the clientel there?

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Ruchira 3 years ago from United States

Seriously, do such posts exist? Lol

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