Turds

The Common Link Between Generations

What do Moses and Marilyn Monroe have in common?  They both produced turds. I suppose that from Adam to the end of days this is the link between all people. 

In the Middle Ages, kings, queens and other aristocrats deposited their turds on a turd shelf for their physician to inspect. 

It is said that a dog can tell what another dog has eaten by sniffing its turds.

Some frat boys call their mates in to see particularly prodigious progenies they have left in the commode.  I do not know if any sorority sisters do this.

Muslims don’t like to shake hands because they wipe their butts with their hands. 

THE LOCALS GET A LAUGH OUT OF TOURISTS
THE LOCALS GET A LAUGH OUT OF TOURISTS
TURD SPITTING CONTEST
TURD SPITTING CONTEST
THE WORLDS LARGEST TURD
THE WORLDS LARGEST TURD
YOU CAN POLISH A TURD
YOU CAN POLISH A TURD
THE PERFECT PILE
THE PERFECT PILE
BIG TURD
BIG TURD
MULTICULTURALISM
MULTICULTURALISM

Turd Culture

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. The longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be. Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. Another 1/3 of the turd is made of stuff that we find indigestible.

This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.

Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.

Speaking of farting, I was in a restaurant once when a man sitting at the counter leaned over a cracked a loud one. The cook came out from behind the grill and grabbed him by the shoulders and threw him out of the place.

I was kicked out of school in the 7th Grade for leaving a turd in the urinal.

The sphincter is the smartest muscle in the human body. It is the only one that can distinguish between solids, liquids, and gases. (Or so we hope.)

Harry S Truman once said, “Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronald Reagan said, “Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.”

The reason some turds float is a high level of methane gas.

One never wants to be called turd-breath. Nor does one want to be called a Fart Blossom. And it does not portend well to be told you only have the same chance as a fart in a whirlwind.

How many kids have left a flaming bag of dog turds on someone’s porch and rang the doorbell?

I found a site on the internet that claimed the world record turd was twenty feet long and took two hours to produce. But another site said this was a hoax, and that twelve inches is the best we can do. It also said that they are longer the more relaxed a person is.

Going number two in a public restroom can be fraught with danger. If the stall door doesn’t lock, there is the possibility of some unsuspecting soul trying to come in on you. This person is known as a turd burglar. It is good strategy to use the Camo-Cough and the Fred Astaire (toe-tap) to tip them off that you are in there.

If you stink the place up and it is crowded, you may have to do the Walk of Shame to the sink. In this case, one hopes another person does not go directly in (especially traumatic at someone’s house).

A Watermelon Turd is the one that splashes your behind. And then, we all know about the Turtle Turd, don’t we?

Then there are turd jokes:

The sky was black, the moon was blue,And down the alley the turd wagon flew;A bump was hit, a scream was heard,And Johnny was hit by a flying turd!

In days of old 
when knights were boldAnd toilets weren't invented,They left their load 
beside the roadAnd walked away contented.

Here I sit all broken hearted,Tried to poop but only farted!Here I sit in a trance,Tried to fart, but pooped my pants!

What you say to someone who is hard to understand: "You sound like a turd salesman with a mouthful of samples.”

A WARNING TO PEDESTRIANS
A WARNING TO PEDESTRIANS
HE IS SO PROUD
HE IS SO PROUD
A NICE AWARD
A NICE AWARD
A WARNING AT THE ZOO
A WARNING AT THE ZOO
HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES
HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES

The Wc


In the days when you couldn't count on a public facility to have
indoor plumbing, an English woman was planning a trip to Europe.

She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the
local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest
house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called
a WC which stands for water closet. She wrote the schoolmaster
inquiring into the location of the nearest WC.

The schoolmaster, not fluent in English, asked the local priest
if he knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible
meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to
know if there was a "Wayside Chapel" near the house . . . a
bathroom never entered their minds. So the schoolmaster wrote
the following reply:

Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9
miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of
pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of
holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. As
there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest
you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room.
This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the
habit of going regularly.

It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married
in the WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a
wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was
wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. My wife, sadly,
has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a
year since she went last, which pains her greatly.

You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch
and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute
and arrive just in time! I would recommend your ladyship plan to
go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The
acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be
heard everywhere.

The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person
enters. We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all
since many feel it is long needed. I look forward to escorting
you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be
seen by all.

 

With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster

THE WINNING FLOAT IN A PARADE
THE WINNING FLOAT IN A PARADE
THE TURD REICH
THE TURD REICH

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James A Watkins 22 months ago from Chicago Author

Robert! Great to hear from you my friend. I decided to try my hand at something completely different. :-)


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no body 22 months ago from Rochester, New York

You must have really been bored Jim. I did enjoy this though. Great!


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James A Watkins 4 years ago from Chicago Author

Paul Baker— Thank you!! Thank you very much! :D


PAUL BAKER UK 4 years ago

TURD IS A CAMERON


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James A Watkins 4 years ago from Chicago Author

Deb Welch— Yes! I find turd world culture fascinating. Thank you for stopping by and making your presence known.


Deb Welch 4 years ago

Holy Shit! I didn't know we could write about Turds. Funny and well done.


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James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago Author

Ivona Poyntz— Thank you!! Thank you very much! :D


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Ivona Poyntz 5 years ago from UK

Hilarious: really enjoyed it.


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James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago Author

Hubertsvoice— You are most welcome.


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James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago Author

Alexander Mark— Ah! The joys of methane gas. I would still write your article. If you don't, I will! :D

Garlic man, eh? That's always a hit with the ladies.

I am well pleased that you enjoyed this Hub. I love your witty comments. Thank you my friend for coming to see me and making me smile.


Hubertsvoice 5 years ago

Thank you. I will take my bow now.


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James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago Author

Hubertsvoice— You are a lucky man. If I may quote Emerson, Lake & Palmer: "OOH! What a lucky man he was!"


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Alexander Mark 5 years ago from beautiful, rainy, green Portland, Oregon

I have contemplated writing a hub about the joys of farting, but after much consideration and especially after seeing this hub, I have decided not to do it. If I didn't know you and your amazing work, and this was the first thing I read, I think I would have gone into shock reading your normal hub work afterward. What a riot!

My contribution is garlic. Real garlic. I love garlic, and almost as much as I love frying up two bulbs of garlic to eat with a bowl of kidney beans and a glass of milk late at night, I love the after-effects on the morning posterior. Of course what comes after is not so pleasant as it does not seem to contain much fiber. Ha ha!


Hubertsvoice 5 years ago

She must have a sense of humor, she married me. Perhaps telling her about it at supper was not good timing.


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James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago Author

Hubertsvoice— Tell your wife that I said she needs to develop a sense of humor. Or not. :D


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James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago Author

lambservant— Thank you for visiting and commenting on this peculiar Hub. Yes, Turds are quite funny. Once I sat down to take a crap and I was confronted by Graffiti on the wall of the s**thouse stall that said "Crabs can polevault!"


Hubertsvoice 5 years ago

Poop-poop-de-do-do


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James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago Author

Hubertsvoice— Thank you for viewing my Hub about this controversial subject. I think it needs to be aired. :D


Hubertsvoice 5 years ago

I told my wife about this article and how funny it is. She called me a s--thead. That's funny, too.


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lambservant 5 years ago from Pacific Northwest

Wow, this is a departure. Nasty as turds are this is pretty funny. Someone I know always says when I overreact "Don't pole vault over mouse turds." Great visual eh?


Hubertsvoice 5 years ago

Awesome, you have saved me from having to take a laxative. I laughed my butt off.


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James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago Author

primpo— I surely did not mean to disrupt the solemn and sacred space of the library. :-)

I am well pleased that you got a chuckle out of this piece. Thank you for expressing your appreciation of it. And you are welcome.


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primpo 5 years ago from Ocean County New Jersey

I am in the library reading this hub, people keep looking at me like I'm nuts because I'm laughing so hard. Great Hub and a great way to start my day.. Thank you .. great sense of humor you have , I must say..


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James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago Author

platinumOwl4— This is a subject of great interest to me. And I see that quite a few others shared my enthusiasm. Thank you for coming by to review my Page. I appreciate your kind comments. :)


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platinumOwl4 5 years ago

James I thought I had read all of your hubs that were of interest. When I saw this, first I though, no this is a mistake. No, it was not a mistake and it was comical.

have a good one


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James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago Author

lilyfly— You're welcome! Don't you just love it!? The Turd Reich! Ha!

Thank you for your comments. Welcome to the Hub Pages Community!


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lilyfly 5 years ago from Wasilla, Alaska

Ha! I said sit! I'll have to tell my boyfriend about Obama's turd world reich...you've have a big pair, sir! Thanks...lilyfly


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James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago Author

WillStarr— It's a turd world my friend. Thank you for visiting my Hub and leaving your warm words. Welcome to HubPages!


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WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

It's nice to see someone occasionally expressing a turd world viewpoint!

Well done Mr. Watkins.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

Mimi721wis— I am serious sometimes. Deadly so. :D

But not always. I am glad you found my not-so-serious side amusing. Thank you for your accolades. I appreciate the visit and your warm words.


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Mimi721wis 6 years ago

Thought I'd just read through a few of your hubs James just to get a feel about your work. My previous impression of you was that of serious guy. You really have a great sense of humor. I really like this hub. Funny and beautiful.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

sueroy333— I'll have to thank granniesharon for the referral. We used the same picture! Ha! I am coming over to look at your Hub soon. Thank you for visiting and commenting. Welcome to the Hub Pages Community!


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

granniesharon— Everybody's got to be good at something. I think I've found my calling! I'm glad to have your affirmation. :D


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sueroy333 6 years ago from Indiana

Granniesharon left me a note saying your hub would go well with my new Daily Weird. A it turns out, we even used the same picture. I guess twisted minds think alike.

I'm going to link this hub to my Daily Weird #4. Good stuff....


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granniesharon 6 years ago

You're quite the turd expert! Just teasing. This was so funny!


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

quotations— Thank you! Thank you very much. :-)


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quotations 6 years ago from Canada

Great hub


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

CMerritt— HA! You are funny! I think I'll write about farts next. Thank you ever much for your ongoing support and encouragement. You made my day!


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CMerritt 6 years ago from Pendleton, Indiana

James, of all of the hubs you have written, this one, PROVES once and for all...you really know your sh!t.

you even made "turds" an interesting read!!..

Barns and Noble is WAITING on you....

again, I have yet left one of your hubs, unamused.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

ladyt11— I am well pleased to have tickled your funny bone. Thank you for taking the time to read my Hub. I enjoyed your comments.


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ladyt11 6 years ago

This was hilarious, especially about the turds being put on a shelf for doctors to inspect, what in the world!!! Also the lady holding the bag and the elephant doing his business in it, gross!! This hub stinks!!! LOL, Great job.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

tonymac04— Ha! That's a funny saying, brother. I am glad you enjoyed this one. I wish nothing but love and peace for you, Tony.

James


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

Dara— I suppose that is a rather odd juxtaposition. But I've always been quite fond of exactly that. In my band we used to play James Brown, then Black Sabbath, then the Eagles, then Jimi Hendrix, then Van Morrison, then Bryan Adams, then Pink Floyd, then Little Feat, then Led Zeppelin. One never knew what was coming next. Especially since we have 1000 songs in our reportoire. :D


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tonymac04 6 years ago from South Africa

As we would say around here - "a shit-load of laughs"! Thanks my friend. I enjoyed this one greatly.

Love and peace

Tony


Dara 6 years ago

Well, I really had to skim through this one. But, the reason I was interested was because of the juxtaposition...the other writing being "Social Etiquette"(which I read).


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

drpastocarlotta— I know ! I know! I AM crazy. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. That was exactly my intention. Thanks for coming by, dr pastor. :-)


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drpastorcarlotta 6 years ago from BREAKOUT MINISTRIES, INC. KC

lol, lol, lol, Your CrazY!!!~ lol, lol, lol....... I needed this laugh!!!!!!!


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

Wayne Brown— Hello doctor! Turds are truly interesting, yes sir. "The Turd Conspiracy" eh? hmmm . . . Maybe. Thanks for coming by and offering your approval. Welcome to Hubpages!


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Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas

Well,I'll be a turd bird! I did not know there was so much interesting detail on file about this subject. Could there be an adventure novel here..."The Turd Conspiracy"? Nice job,JAW!


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

U Neek— Thank you the appreciation. Welcome to HubPages!


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U Neek 6 years ago from Georgia, USA

Funnnneeeee. I'll be smiling all day!


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

Granny's House— Thank you! I'm glad you came. :-)


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Granny's House 6 years ago from Older and Hopefully Wiser Time

Very funny. I am glad I stopped by.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

cameciob— Well, you know now! :D

Thank you for your kind words. I decided that I was getting too serious on HubPages. In real life, I laugh all day long. It's nice to see you.


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cameciob 6 years ago

Hi James, I didn’t even know what turd means until I read your hub. Very delightful read, if I can say so. I also noticed you put the same craftiness, the same passion in every subject you write. Good for you.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

ffrankbb— You're welcome. Thank you for visiting my Hub and leaving your appreciation.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

sord87— Thank you for the nomination. It is a strange topic. But I felt that somebody should bring it out into the open. Why not me?


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

singlmomat52— You are most welcome. I think farts are funny, too. So your friend is not alone. I appreciate the compimements. Welcome the the Hub Pages Community!


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

mhuze— You're welcome. Thanks for your laughter. Welcome to the Hub Pages Community.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

Springboard— Why, yes. Of course. :D


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ffrankbb 6 years ago from Michigan

Not quite last. Funny, James, really funny. Thank you!!


sord87 6 years ago

I am hoping to be the last person to comment on your TURDS article.It looks strange to me when you picked up this title but after a few reads I realize that It was indeed a good topic to be discussed while drinking coffee-LOL.!You deserve a golden TURD friend-LOL again.


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singlmomat52 6 years ago

ABSOLUTELY TO FUNNY AND YET EDUCATIONAL! I HAVE A FRIEND THAT LAUGHS AT EVERY FART SHE HEARS. THANK YOU FOR SHARING SUCH A HUSHED SUBJECT. THANKS, GREAT HUB!!!


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mhuze 6 years ago from USA

haha. thanks for sharing.

funny hub!


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Springboard 6 years ago from Wisconsin

Hopefully hilarious only in the comments intended to be. lol


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

Tom Cornett— I am well pleased to have supplied chuckles. A guffaw would have been even better. :)

I'll be pleased to accept ANY reward, including the Golden Turd. Thanks for the tweet!


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

Scott Charmichael— Welcome to HubPages! I have spent a fair amount of time in recording studios myself. It is a pleasure to meet another musician, Scott. And an engineer to boot. Polishing turds! So that's what that means. Great addition to the conversation, my friend. Thank you for the visit and the comments.

James


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Tom Cornett 6 years ago from Ohio

James....You gave me morning chuckles. "Turd Reich"...LOLOL! You definitely should be in the running for the Golden Turd Award for this one.

Off to Tweet this turd! Thanks! :)


Scott Carmichael 6 years ago

Hoot... this cracked me up... for years I've done studio work as a musician... I am usually responsible for final mixes of various projects... every so often you come across a song is so lame that no mixing trick would ever be able to fix it... and when people ask me what I've been up to I reply... "I've been polishing turds"... I will copy that picture of turd polish, so that the next time, I can also provide and illustration....

hoot

Scott


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

writing time— You're welcome. Thanks much for the compliment. :-)


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

DeBorrah K. Ogans— I was kinda hoping you wouldn't see this one, Sister. :D


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

AdamGee— I love "The WC." Thank you for your accolades. I appreciate the visitation.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

prettydarkhorse— Hello Maita! I can assure you that I do not have a turd fetish. I just thought this subject was long neglected by academia. :D

The use of turds as fertilizer is of great importance. And yes, we do use versions of "turds" as cuss words, too.


writing time 6 years ago

Brilliant Hub. I'm still smiling about it. Many thanks for sharing.


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DeBorrah K. Ogans 6 years ago

James A Watkins, Hmmm you had me going for a quick moment; "What do Moses and Marilyn Monroe have in common?" Their names start with "M." Ha, Ha! Peace & Blessings!


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AdamGee 6 years ago

Awesome article, James. Took my breath away (no pun intended). Seriously though, really funny, especially the story at the end.


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US

turds indeed, I like all the images, there is a fetish for turds, hehe, you use it when you curse also, like sh--t, trash, crap etc.. but they are useful as fertilizer... etc. Thank you, maita


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

WebbyAvatar--- Thanks! Yea, I like that dog joke, too. I appreciate the thumbs up. Welcome to HubPages.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

jiberish--- Thank you, my dear! I'm glad you saw the humor in it. I had fun with it.


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WebbyAvatar 6 years ago from India

LOL it's amazing. I liked the picture joke about the dog.

Thumbs up for the hub!


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jiberish 6 years ago from florida

James, it's nice to see that you have a sense of humor. Very funny stuff!


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

Tammy Lochmann--- I'm sure you do have alot of experience with doo doo. Both kinds. I'm glad you enjoyed a laugh with me. :-)


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

QuincyDaWonderDog--- Human turds can float, yes. I'm not sure about dog turds. Welcome to HubPages, Dog.


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Tammy Lochmann 6 years ago

Hmmm...Thanks for the info...We nurses have a lot of experience with turds...the ones that come out the end and the ones who walk and talk.

Very Funny James...I enjoyed reading.


QuincyDaWonderDog 6 years ago

dey can FLOAT? =:^O


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

billyaustindillon--- Thanks man! I wonder if they have a HubPages Hall of Fame?


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

Tara Tufford--- You're welcome. Welcome to the Hub Pages Community. I'm glad you came.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

Blondepoet--- I love your new pic. But we DO look at them, don't we? :D


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

advisor4qb--- Thank you, my dear. I felt a bit of levity was in order. I love your comments. You have added a nice fragrance to the proceedings. The older I get, the more I experience that Second Wave. I hope I have seen the last of those skid marks. The Clean Poopie is my favorite. :-) The Dangler? Best not to talk about that in polite company.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

elayne001--- You're welcome. Boys are that way, you know. I needed some readers! What can I say? :D


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

chaeptrick--- Great to see you here, my audiophile friend. Funny joke, Dean. At least, I assume it is a joke. :D

Thanks for contributing to the pile. Please come as often as you like, on Sundays and Thursdays.

James


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billyaustindillon 6 years ago

Absolute classic hub James


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

OpinionDuck--- Nice to see you checking in on me, my friend. There may be some linkage, yes. :D


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

Green Lotus--- Thank you, dear, for the high praise indeed. I did have dinner but it was much earlier in the evening. This was a fun excursion. I'm glad you came.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

JannyC--- Sorry about the information overload. I tried to cover all the bases. Thanks for coming!


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

caretakerray--- Well Ray, I'm dowright relieved that I've made you happy. Thanks for letting me know.

James


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

hypnodude--- I'm glad I made you laugh. And you hit on MY favorite sentence in this Hub! I agree with your words. Thanks for saying them here.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

rprcarz50--- Let me tell you, Ron, it was tough going. I had to gird my loins to get through it. But in the end, I felt a big relief, and light as a feather.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

LisaG--- Why, thank you dear. Yea, I thought those pics added a lot of flavor to the piece.


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James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago Author

GusTheRedneck--- Thank you, my brother Gus, for helpin' me cypher that. I'm glad you splaned it to me. I'm turd now . . .


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