Two kinds of thieves

There are two kinds of thieves...

(1). Those that are armed with Pen.

(2). Those that are armed with gun.

They both operate in different forms but has one desire

"To enrich themselves wit the sweat of others"

Two kinds of road blocks

One kind of office

Two kinds of men

One kind of heart


One sits in the office,device a law and systematically rename the constitution,enforce it on the poor masses,tax break or cut.Money stolen from treasury.

MP or Ministers,Lawyer or Politicians

Thieves or whatever,all are nuisance.

Men who live by guns and Men who live by fake pens

The man who rule with lies

The man who live by gun

The man who arm untrained

Trigger happy men

The Government

The Thieves

I made the monkey laugh

I made the Monkey Cry

I made the Monkey run

The Monkey locked its cage...

Hello Monkey, the federal government of Nigeria is developing a National Identification data base with the ministry of  Petroleum...


Oh Monkey,fill out this form so that i can help you obtain your own Identification Card once i get to Otta...


Anyway Monkey,come with me because there is vacancy in the General Hospital,i bet you will make a good veterinary doctor...


The monkey is on the run and two men are chasing it

One armed with pen-The Politician

One armed with gun- The thief

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carolina muscle 6 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

Right on the money!!

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Rossimobis 6 years ago from Biafra Author

Thanks carolina muscle,i appreciate all your support.

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pmccray 6 years ago from Utah

Very well said. The pen is mightier than the sword!

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Lady_E 6 years ago from London, UK

Lol. So funny, but so true.

Best Wishes.

Tessy Bruce 6 years ago

very subtle way of presenting reality. weldone!!

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Rossimobis 6 years ago from Biafra Author

Thank you pmccray...i appreciate your support

Sis,it sounds funny but just like Tessy said,a reality.Thank you for your support(s).

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Micky Dee 6 years ago

True -so true! What can we do. That's this world below here! Thanks Rossi!

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Rossimobis 6 years ago from Biafra Author

Thanks Bro Micky,i appreciate all your support.

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