Underwear Models!


Underwear models

Underwear models
their colorful
are brief
as they Jockey
for position
in this low
fashion world.

Like boxers
pairing off
to face the
battle of the bulge
they don't cotton
to any of those
polyester panty waists.

Silk is the fabric
of their lives
they've earned
their degrees
not as P.H.D.'s
but more in the field of

They are usually
quite healthy
enjoying the
Fruits of their loom
and they are often spotted
between photo shoots
taking a cruise
on a pantie liner
to the Bikini Islands.

Yet because of a
rather large demand
in the privates sector
underwear models
often find themselves
stretched to the limits
work wise.

But they are
as flexible
as the elastic
in the products
they parade
They tend to be
as they prance
down the catwalks
wearing only
their skivvies.

But they do have
the common sense
to know that sometimes
less can equal more
financially and otherwise
no butts about it
underwear models
an American Icon
in the barest of senses.

There is no roonm
for overeating
in a pair of
Calvin Klein's
so don't feed the models
any more then a
couple of kiwi,
and a bratwurst.




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Ralph Deeds 6 years ago

A few pics would improve this Hub!

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MFB III 6 years ago from United States Author

are you suggesting I pose or find some ravishing young lady to do it for a fee, there are certainly no clip art sites with underwear models...lol

Perhaps i should put out a call to all the female and male hubbers who are daring enough..send me your pics only in underwear and i will post them with this poem...lol ralph..you go first~~KMAO

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Micky Dee 6 years ago

Deja Vudu Dude! I'm having multiple confusions! Thanks

pbwriterchick 6 years ago

a couple of kiwi and a bratwurst... LOL! You're so silly..

I think I'll pass on sending pics... nobody wants to see that! :D

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MFB III 6 years ago from United States Author

Oh, I don't know,

it might be ]

a grand show,

to see our


share some skimpy

and tighter pics

like those Sears

and Roebuck type schticks

I enjoyed when

I was a child,

undergarments that

ladies styled,

striking poses

that drove me wild,

in the catelogs

they compiled.

I suppose if we

were to see

pbwriter in brevity,

I might also send

shots of me,

wearing nothing

but B.V.D.'s


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