My Sexy Wife And The Cherokee Indian Nation.

Living with a Cherokee woman


My wife , and I are lovers . Her name is Joann. She is part Cherokee Indian. She is very strong ,and powerful. She is also beautiful yet capable of scalping me if I cross her path .

I am ill . We have been married forty five years. I asked her how was sex during our forty five years. She told me our sex life was not worth two cents.

She did not spare my feelings what so ever, but I reminded her of when she use to hang on me like butter on a slice of bread.

I was cold today. I dreamed of her leaving me. In my dream I was freezing , but she brought me another blanket.

In my dream I told her I was sick ,and felt like I was going to die. I fell into a deep sleep, and slept for two days ,and woke up hungry ,and wondered if our butter beans were still on the stove.

I could barely move, and when I did I realized Joann was missing I grew worried. She had split . Her old brown bag was gone ,and her clothes were missing .

I wondered how she could leave me since I was sick . I was barely able to put on my socks without cursing , or yelling my brains out . I wondered how she could do this to me. I depended on her. I needed her to take care of me, and to bring me cool water when I was thirsty. I needed her to cook when I was hungry.

I needed Joann a lot more than I ever realized it .

When I finally put on my clothes , I drove to a local fast food store , and asked the clerk if she knew what happened to my wife Joann.

The clerk told me that she left to climb the great Colorado mountains to see the magnificent Cherokee nation, and her people.

I wondered what was on her mind. She should have left a note, or at least a letter .

I packed up my gear. I grabbed my Winchester rifle, and my old police gun, and with a fresh jack ass , blanket, and pup tent ,along with some fresh cooked beans I was on my way to the great Colorado mountains.

After many months of nearly freezing in snow , and rain , I found my wife Joann in the arms of a rotten Indian brave.

Joann had been captured by a young firm, muscular handsome brave ,and he had demanded that she be his woman .

I became horribly angry ,and extremely emotional. Being high up n the mountains I told him that he had to choose a weapon , for a fight because one of us must die. He did not care. He was ready to kill me ,and scalp me anyway .

Joann told me not to fight the brave because he was stronger , and because I would more than likely die a gruesome death ,and get scalped.

I told Joann that I could take care of myself.

I fought the brave that was muscular ,and much stronger than I, and I managed to somehow reach my Winchester rifle , and shot him dead center in his heart.

The brave's last words were I did not fight fair. I told him that his beating up ,and old man was not fair either.

The young viral sex driven brave died quickly because of my bullets in his heart.

I asked Jo Ann if she loved her young lover. She said she did , but would get over him soon enough because he wanted sex too often. I asked Joann how often did she give him sex. She said as often as he wanted it, and because he was young he wanted it real often.

Joann, and I climbed the high mountain peaks together,and we met a great Indian chief of the Cherokee nation .He invited us to food, and medicine.

After sleeping in the mountains for a month , and living among the nation I became stronger , and Joann, and I left the Cherokee people. I told Joann that every year we could travel the mountains to visit her relatives.

Joann hugged me, and kissed me ,and told me I was brave to fight the strong young man for her, so she ,and I undressed and we both had terrible sex.

She was right all along. Sex was never any good for us , but trying to have it was a lot of fun for 45 years.




Comments 38 comments

ralwus 6 years ago

Well it's a good day to die. LOL that was a good read, and so honest. My great grandmother was a full blood Cherokee. My grand mother named me Iskagua Jaylee and took care of me for many months after my birth. I miss her.


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stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Good Morning ralwus: Thank you for writing. Your grandmother must have been a joy to behold. Your heritage has a real good tolerance of matters. When I first met my wife I did something dumb when she came home with me one day. As I am a little moody, I held a cola glass in my hand and crushed it, slicing and cutting my hand like butter. Just nuts I was.

Anyway she quietly and silently without much ado walks into the kitchen to get a rag and wraps it around my hand to soak all the blood. She never said a word. She has always been a quiet reserved soul just like the ages of ancestors that run through her veins. I am very honored to have her as my wife. She does anything she wishes and I stand by her. One cousin got wordy with her and he was sorry he did because he had to run for his pityfull existence away from me. No man pesters my wife when she has courageously taken care of a disabled daughter for 32 years, carrying her, bathing her, and feeding her. No body is big enough, man enough, anything enough to mess with my Jo Ann unless their willing to fall on their on sword. Sometimes I cook butter beans for her as well, and wash the dishes quite a lot. She has enough to deal with. She is my inspiration, she has what a batalion of marines wish they had in their hearts and more.

What a really neat name. Iskagua Jaylee. My Lord, it must have been quite a marvelous sight to see them in all their natural wonder centuries ago. I bet your Grandmother and my Jo Ann were much alike. I can since the silent strength in you as well in your words. God Bless and take care.


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wolfpack5 6 years ago from Alberta Canada

Goodmorning stars, that was a great story. and it sounds like something in a movie

take care my friend


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stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Goodmorning wolfpack: Thank you for visiting. I have fun thinking up short hopefully funny things. Have a pleasant weekend. You have a lot on your mind trying to help wildlife and animals the way you do. What you carry is heavy on the heart, but your thoughts stay in our minds to remind us to pass your concerns along. God bless you and take care too my friend.


ralwus 6 years ago

Well I am glad you have such a wife. Bless her and you both. Mine is Irish. LOL Cheap drunk too, can't and don't drink very much at all, but man does she have a temper. LOL Yes, I am fairly tolerant and try to think before I speak, sometimes tho' my beer or Scotch will loosen me up and I have been known to go on a warpath in the past. LOL Glad those days are long gone. Have a Merry Christmas with your Jo Ann.


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stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear ralwus: Your a good thinker and a good speaker and Scotch and Whisky is a man's drink. Your lady appears to be in charge of certain affairs like mine. God Bless you and your dear wife, and Merry Christmas too.


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itakins 6 years ago from Irl

Stars439-

Another great story from the pen of stars439-you are a lucky man-and Jo Ann's a lucky lady.


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Ben Zoltak 6 years ago from Lake Mills, Jefferson County, Wisconsin USA

As the ancestor of an orphaned Brave I found your story to be anxious, spirited and all at once very true to your heart. Also it made me laugh, so there is coyote in your blood too I think stars439!!! Well written, you can fight like a Brave.

Ojibwa & Huron salute to your wife.

Ben


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mehulbanker1 6 years ago

Great hub!


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stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Ben: Thank you for visiting. The American Indians as you know were brave and courageous every day of their lives.In fact it was a common way of life for them to live life bravely. You are very special to come from great people. I love my wife Jo Ann very much because of her natural beauty which can be defined in many ways. You are young. It is nice that you enjoy writing. You are decent,honest, and an intelligent talented writer, and you have a great mind. God Bless You.


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stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear itakins: Thank you for the compliment on my writing. Your work is exceedingly fantastic. You write extremely well. You are blessed to come from a beautiful country. You have a delightful optomistic nature which is wonderful. God Bless you Dear Heart and your a joy forever.


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stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear mehulbanker1: Thank you for reading my hub. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Good Health to you and your family.


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Gypsy Willow 6 years ago from Lake Tahoe Nevada USA , Wales UK and Taupo New Zealand

Liked your story. What's with the butter beans?


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stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Good Morning Gypsy Willow: Thank you for becomming my fan. I just came back from one of your hubs I just commented on. I like your wonderful hubs. I cooked a delicious pot of butter beans with chunks of ham and smoke sausage. They would be great on the way up to some snow capped mountains in a pup tent. God Bless You Dear Heart.


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Gypsy Willow 6 years ago from Lake Tahoe Nevada USA , Wales UK and Taupo New Zealand

I love butter beans unlike most of my family. My mouth is watering. We often climb up the mountains behind our home, I shall think of you and your delicious butter beans next time!


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stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Gypsy Willow: They are delicious and what I like about them is that their economically feasable to the pocket book in the middle of the month. The butter bean supply in our country is fine. I think I might cook another pot again. God Bless You Dear Heart. Be carefull on your climbs and have fun.


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stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Gypsy Willow: They are delicious and what I like about them is that their economically feasable to the pocket book in the middle of the month. The butter bean supply in our country is fine. I think I might cook another pot again. God Bless You Dear Heart. Be carefull on your climbs and have fun.


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John Cain 6 years ago from Dayton, Texas

I can relate to this hub. I am 1/4 Cherokee and my wife is 1'2 blackfoot. I asked my wife what comes to mind when I ask about our sex life. She said it reminded her of Fema. Slow to respond, without a lot of satisfying results. Anyway, I liked this hub. God bless, from an indian in Texas.


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stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear John Cain : Thank you very much for writing. I think I know what you mean. My wife has one as big as a house. When she tells me to put it in, I tell her I already did. God Bless you and thanks for visiting.


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Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

Thank you again for sharing this heart tugging and so honest hub.

You are such a vivid writer.

I am going to read a few more again. I promised myself I was going to read a good few of your hubs and lo and behold I am actually getting round to it.

Take care and God Bless you and the two ladies in your loving life.


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stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Eiidwen : Thank You again Dear Heart for visiting. I enjoy reading your work. Your work is wonderful. God Bless You. I will travel Dorothy and Todo's yellow brick road today and see what you been up to on your hubs. Love and Joy allways.


hubpageswriter 5 years ago

I sometimes think I have a Cherokee blood in me. I should think that marriage is sacred and I admire couples who can remain happy despite setbacks.


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stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear hubpageswriter. Thank you for the nice thoughts. You are such and interesting person to talk too. God Bless You. You always have something constructive to say which is and aid in our lives. GBY


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Pagelift 5 years ago

Cherokees are very beautiful.. my ex girlfriend had very rich Cherokee blood, her dad is as Cherokee as it gets nowadays.


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stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Pagelift : Thank You for visiting. God Bless You.


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writer83 5 years ago from Cyber Space

Lovely story !! Your wife is lucky :)


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stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear writer : Glad you liked the story. God Bless You.


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crystolite 5 years ago from Houston TX

Interesting story from my friend.Thanks for sharing because i enjoyed reading from you.


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stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear crystolite: Thank You again fir visiting, and God Bless You.


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ChristineVianello 5 years ago from Philadelphia

I like the story, very interesting dream! A little sad but all works out in the end, even in dreams.


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stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear Christine Vianello : Thank You Precious heart For Comming By. God Bless You.


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mdlawyer 5 years ago

Really awesome, stars! Voted up! Rated "awesome".


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mdlawyer 5 years ago

Really awesome, stars! Voted up! Rated "awesome".


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stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear mdlawyer : Thank you so much for writing. You are awesome Too. God Bless You.


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cherrycrime26 5 years ago from NY, Now Living in Atlanta Ga

Great read, is this a true story? Voted up


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stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear cherrycrime : No dear heart, it is not true, but if my sweet wife ever had a big strong powerful Cherokkee Indian brave to sweep her off of her feet, I am afraid I would have to go to battle for her, and risk getting scalped. Joann can be a handful. She is half Cherokke Indian. If my head fell off, she would become perfectly calm about it, and would help me to put it back on again, and fix me a glass of ice tea. God Bless you Precious heart. Your very sweet.


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SANJAY LAKHANPAL 2 years ago from Mandi (HP) India

Nice story but confusing. The passions often run wild because they entail an urge, while the feelings remain tender and are more satisfying.


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stars439 2 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State. Author

Dear SANJAY : And old story I wrote a few years back. I could have touched it up a bit more. I write fast, and do not always make enough corrections. Thanks again.

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