Vacation From Hostilities (limerick)

(When) relationship began to strain

I bought wife vacation in Spain

And to this pursuit

What cost the most loot

Was paying to shoot down the plane

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Where has the love flown? Could be just your luck that she rigged her own parachute and stashed it in the hand luggage, back for her revenge lol! Is it cheaper to cancel the caterers than to get a divorce?


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DJ Anderson 3 years ago

Too funny. I did not see that coming. LOL

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

That was fantastic

Though a bit drastic!

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

No! You couldn't. You love her too much.

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

I just spit my coffee all over the floor!!!!

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vkwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

Did not see that coming!

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Are these all planned that way?

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