Vietnam Vet has A Bobbi Rant For Christmas!

The Vietnam Vet loves his BobbiRant,

There is no other that can make him pant!

He needs only to look at her,

And all his motors start to purr!




His heart comes apart,

And he forgets where to start!

They were both anticipating,

Some serious celebrating!




Bobbi and the Vet,

Were getting all set.

Bobbi's carols were sung,

And the Vet's “stocking” was hung.




Though Vet was lit and in a little fog,

A fire was lit with his little Yule log.


Stockings were hung

                 by the chimney with care,

And the Vet was focused

                      on Bobbi's underwear.



Victorious Secrets were all in his head,

And the Vet was hoping they would soon be in bed.

He plied her with chocolate and Bailey’s Irish Cream,

Hoping that Bobbi would fulfill his dream.



The Vet was slicker and wanted to trick her.

He poured some booze, plotting to liquor.

While Bobbi was dressed lovely in lace.

The Vet only wore a smile on his face.



Bobbi saw the Vet and untied his bow.

Then Bobbi's eyes were all aglow.

"You must be so glad to see me!

For that’s the biggest, I ever did see!”



“Yes!” Bobbi said with such a shout!

"This is what Christmas is all about!”

Then Bobbi added with such delight,

“This will be a joyous night!”




She had never seen "one" like that!


For "it" was big enough


                        to hang a coat and hat!



"Yes!", Bobbi shouted out with glee!


                                                                “My! That sure is a big Christmas tree!”



by Micky Dee

inspired by: Rocking Under the Christmas Tree Tonight


                   God bless this BobbiRant for loving a Vietnam Veteran!

Sweet Love!

VietnamVet68
VietnamVet68

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50 Caliber 5 years ago from Arizona

Mic' old son! it'll be hard for you to beat that one.....

hehehe, great write, 50


Doug Turner Jr. 5 years ago

Ahh, hub love.


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CMerritt 5 years ago from Pendleton, Indiana

I just spit coffee all over my screen.

Thank Mic for a great start to my morning, that was a great one.

:)


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

Yo 50! Er...nope!

God bless Doug and CMerritt!


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richtwf 5 years ago

Thanks Micky - I needed that! That gave me a good reason to smile and have a good laugh! Cheers Brother and God bless you!


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

God bless Brother Rich!


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Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

ha ha ha Micky you realy had me going there. Brilliant. love you, man xxxxxxx


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BobbiRant 5 years ago from New York

Oh my goodness, love this hub, how could I not. My what a big tree you have, said Goldilocks. You are so sweet to write a hub about us. I do love Vietnam Vets, bless you all for doing what you felt was right. There might be people who don't love Vietnam Vets, but frankly, between you and me, I don't trust those people. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you.


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always exploring 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

Micky, this is soo funny,and the Vet and Bobbi are the best.Your poetry is right on.

What a beautiful Hubpage treat

This couple,so nice to meet

God Bless


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

Bobbi and the Vet,

sittin' in a tree,

k...i...s...s...i...n...g!


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Pamela99 5 years ago from United States

This is so funny. You really outdid yourself this time.


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MartieCoetser 5 years ago from South Africa

Micky, this is amazing – the way you present/introduce hubbers worthy to read to us. I know it takes a focused mind and quite some time to prepare a hub like this. Therefore I appreciate this so much. I follow Bobby since my arrival – I just love her style of writing and her topics, and I recently started to follow Vietnamvet as well, and of course with no regret. They are in my view one of those perfect couples I admire and respect AND envy. Micky, you will be in my thoughts tomorrow and until you return, ready to be on the ball again :)))


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

Yo Pamela Always - everybody- God bless you all for loving this couple.

Martie - I received a call a bit ago. A generator is down at the VA hospital in Durham. Operations were canceled for just today but I was told that I could receive a call saying that my operation, for tomorrow, is postponed. Of course I'd like to get it done. But we'll see. It snowed today and maybe they want to be sure to have back-up power. Thank you Martie! God bless you Dear!


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Mentalist acer 5 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

A delightful sentiment of a Vet and his Pet,lol,thanks for sharing,Micky


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MartieCoetser 5 years ago from South Africa

Micky, thanks for telling me. I've put you on ice :)))) Keep us informed. (Don't freeze on my ice!)


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zzron 5 years ago from Houston, TX.

You go boy!


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ghomefitness 5 years ago from Chicago,IL

That was funny stuff!


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vietnamvet68 5 years ago from New York State

Micky my brother you pull at my heart, you must have been PEAKING in my window last night. you bring a smile to my face and a tear to my eyes. I Love you Brother Man this here is a beautiful piece you wrote for an old vet and his wife. you are the kindest person I know. God Bless you Brother Man...


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Amy Becherer 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Oh, Micky, I can tell by vietnamvet68's comment that you really touched his heart. BobbiRant sounds like she got a kick out of your adorable poem, too. The theme song I'll think of from now for you and vietnamvet is "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do". Very clever, fun, and hilarious read, and as always, a surprise, MD!


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Sa`ge 5 years ago from Barefoot Island

Oh my gosh, you really did do it this time. I loved this, you really did such a wonderful gift here. I know they both loved it. You brought laughter and smiles, you are truly a gift all wrapped up in chocolate and vanilla sprinkled with some powered sugar. Love you sweet man! :D hugs :D


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Wesman Todd Shaw 5 years ago from Kaufman, Texas

Oh man, new friends with humor is always the way to go!


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Hummingbird5356 5 years ago

Another quality hub. Thanks


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Darlene Sabella 5 years ago from Hello, my name is Toast and Jam, I live in the forest with my dog named Sam ...

OMG you had me clinging to every word then, LOL you shocked me so...I sure do love your rants, you must rant more often. rate up Love you mic, this is awesome, and your are HOT...love you darski


Denizee 5 years ago

I loved this! Still laughing at how funny and imaginative it is. Great Hub!


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A M Werner 5 years ago from West Allis

Thank the Lord for the Bobbi's of the world and their compliments - Peace


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Peggy W 5 years ago from Houston, Texas

Hahaha...you had me going right up until the end. Whew! What a big Christmas tree! Still smiling! Nice tribute to two of your favorites. Up and funny!


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akirchner 5 years ago from Central Oregon

Now that's hilarious!


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Freya Cesare 5 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

Hahaha! Naughty poem! I like it. :)


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

Hey Freya girl. They're a good couple! God bless Freya!

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