Can't believe how big your little guy is getting,
And I'll even pay them a dollar more for not sucking.
I am the quiet in the storm;
Anybody who tells you to be somewhere else is wrong.
You and I wake up in a police car together.
Was it someone else in his underwear?
Are you going to interview me now?
Frankie says Relax!
My friends served as a well-needed distraction.
She likes to steal it,
And Brutus is an Honorable man.
The horn comes out his mouth!
Get yourself a good little Russian gal, you won't regret it.
Thug in a cocktail dress;
I just excused myself from the table to go peer in the restroom.
I don’t think I’ll be able to eat for a few days now.
I like how you don't believe in compromise;
If I am anything in this life, it will be because of her.
A tear for a gal who always made me smile;
Now what do I do?
This is an experimental poem comprised completely of sentences taken from some recent status updates and comments from my 180-ish friends (and/or their friends) on facebook. The poem probably doesn't make a lot of sense, but I did attempt to craft what resembles a weird story. I may try this again in the future...
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