WARNING – Don’t Let Your Kids Read This (limerick)

To celebrate my special day

My kids took me to a buffet

To waiter I’d sigh

My kids had come by

A gift for which I had to pay

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Chuckee Cheese strikes again!

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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Ha ha! Yup, my father used to always give me money to buy him his own presents... lol! Too funny; I hope you had coupons!

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Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

LOl oh how cute.. it always happens that way.. we end up paying every time.. but it is worth it to be with our loved ones.. blessings my friend..

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vandynegl 3 years ago from Ohio Valley

Oh, too funny! Chuck E Cheese is kind of scary ya know....

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Very thoughtful of them. LOL

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breakfastpop 3 years ago

That's the way it is always!!!

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Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

Lol! Kids! If they hold your heart, then I guess they hold your purse strings as well.Thanks for the giggle.

All the best,


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Those fathers are lucky

Who don't live near a Chuckie.

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rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

This was so funny and so true! Thanks for sharing. -Rose

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Kathryn Stratford 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

Well, I'm sure it's the thought that counts. You may have paid money for it, but they helped you receive the "experience"!

Cute limerick. I hope you had a happy Father's Day!

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BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

Funny and true to life.

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Another great laugh.

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thost 3 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

Such is life, well done Martin.

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Lucky Dad.....

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AliciaC 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

This is funny and so very true to life! It sounds like a great plan, from the children's point of view!

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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

You always, always hit the nail on the head! C'mon Daddy, we want to take you out to eat.

Voted up, funny, and interesting in just a few short lines!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Dads are so lucky.

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

The price of family...

shanmarie 3 years ago

So cute!

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