Want To Read About Sex (limerick)

Such pleasure we’d enjoy in bed

As hot waves of passion were spread

I never mistook

How my world then shook

And wife finished book which she read


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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Must have been a great book. LOL Good one, Martin!


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Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

Oopsey, one must make some adjustments somewhere along the line! LOL


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Anna Haven 3 years ago from Scotland

You have a real talent for humour Mhatter99.


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Cantuhearmescream 3 years ago from New York

Those damn romance novels!

Too funny :D


Valleypoet 3 years ago

And it's a book she has read before...take a hint!!..good one Martin:-))


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Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

Mhatter again off the chain these are done so well..:)


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LaThing 3 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Catchy title..... I am sure everyone will be jumping in to read this limerick.... ROFL

Great one, MH! Voting up and awesome....


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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Was it a how-to book? :-)


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Just Ask Susan 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada

I'd like to read that book. :)


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xstatic 3 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

This one reeled me in with the title, very funny, Martin!


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ocfireflies 3 years ago from North Carolina

This poem is just another reason why I love HP. Big Smiles and more blushing.


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MizBejabbers 3 years ago

Well, my interpretation of reading the book is a little different. Sounds like you need a girlfriend, Martin. Love your limericks.


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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99....She finished her book ? 50 shades of grey ? Well she's doing better than me..I usually drop my nail file, when I am satisfied....

Love your mind..it is so refreshing....


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

At least she wasn't sleeping! Up and funny...


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mpropp 3 years ago from Minnesota

How can one resist reading a limerick with that title? Can I borrow the book she was reading?


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sweethearts2 3 years ago from Northwest Indiana

Do you worry about what is discussed at the book club? Just saying!


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one.


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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Oh, dear. The book got in the way.


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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

So, Martin, dear wifey was reading a text?

Do hope it was more exciting than the sex.


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Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

Hey there's plenty of novels that can get you hot and bothered.

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