Was It Me (limerick)

Erotic the music he chose

Her spouse danced while stripping his clothes

He’s cute as a pup

He even cooked sup

So why she threw-up heaven knows

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

LOL....it is 93 degrees, I am dripping sweat, and laughing out loud.....well done.

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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania


HAHA, good one MH! :)

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

That picture made me laugh! Why is he looking so puzzled? I am not sure if he knows how to cook!

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Perhaps when she stripped him down rare

he wasn't the sweet sight so bare

wine she drank more

sprawled out on floor

gagged seeing the man had used Nair

Just a thought...that I'm trying desperately to get out of my head!

Great Job! Loved it! Up and funny!

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girishpuri 4 years ago from NCR , INDIA

An awesome share Martin, keep writing, voted up.

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christin53 4 years ago from UK

Thank you Mhatter99 for making me start my day laughing yet again :)

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greeneryday 4 years ago from Some tropical country

LOL, another good limerick by Mhatter99... looking for more...thanks :)

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Vincent Moore 4 years ago

Excellent, brilliant my poetic friend. Cheers to this Limerick (Was It Me) laughing out loud....

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Oh..i am laughing so hard ..you know I love your limericks. ...looking at him I wouldn't cared if he could cook or not ..blessings...Debbie.

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kashmir56 4 years ago from Massachusetts

Another funny one from the master of Limerick !

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

Oh, no, that really blew the mood!

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

He obviously revealed a little more than he intended :-) Your limericks are Priceless!!

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MartieCoetser 4 years ago from South Africa

OMGosh, now I will forever wonder exactly why did she throw-up? Lol!

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Ann1Az2 4 years ago from Orange, Texas

Goodness, next time I guess he shouldn't cook and just do the rest, instead! Good one! Voted up.

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

OMG....he is really a cute pup !!!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Good one. lol

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vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

Oh my goodness!! It's probably best for all of us that the limerick stopped where it did. You chose a great photo to go with it, as well. Voted up!

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

Hmmm...does he sit up and beg too? (oops..)

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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

too funny! I can picture it now. thanks!

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Rina Pinto 4 years ago from Dubai - UAE

ahhahah.. Mhatter99 .. .. I cant stop lauffing out here .. though i know what it means .. i would shy out here to pen your naughty thoughts .... hahahha ... man! seriously hilarious .. too good Mhatter99

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