We've landed on the moon!!!

Some ass hole was screaming rushing out of a dark smokey room, he moved passed me with a humming zoom. Tasseled gloves dressed like a dud... Dude what the fu_k is that guy on, must bee fun. Too much fun sun... go on with your bad self git-r-dun', cable guy 1. Or cable guy two.. Who knows off it flows...

Avalanche of chance down it snows... It's a little place called aspen... Ask again... Yes aspen... Where the beer flows like wine and the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano, whoa lets go...

On an adventure... Quick grab your poles, click on some lead and zing that sucker over your head. Cast into the vast cosmos and set the bail to shred, Offline... Drag adjust, play is a must to put it in the bag. Pet detective corrective... We take too much, pullock isn't a joke polish humor don't choke. Watch for bones and don't do coke...

Soda or suds... Water please, coffee will give you black knees. Sheeze I'm getting sick howd' we end up on the high seas... The mask that's it... It was hiding a dark disease. Quick to port shivery.

Back on solid ground like an ol' hound dog shivering, hop on in Boss Hogg let's see how many we can fit into this old dodge... Chase them ol' duke boys back to that Hodge-podge hazzard's place. Now it's a race... Engine strum'n run, rum is one to leave a burnouts trace. Gravel shrapnel fired from tires, damn its been awhile...

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

You remind me of a hummingbird on speed....and I love every minute of the trip. Great job as always.

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goego 4 years ago from Loserland Author

Lmao... Thanks bill floor it!!!

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MizBejabbers 4 years ago

"Salmon of Capistrano," indeed! Love your puns!

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PDXKaraokeGuy 4 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

dumb and dumber is one of my fave moves... of course I had to read this, and of course I loved it

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goego 4 years ago from Loserland Author

Thanks man much appreciated, such a classic movie

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