Funny Things You Should Not Say To Your Boyfriend
You want to keep your boyfriend, right? Well there's a few times you need to hold your tongue! Don't say these things to your boyfriend, or you're asking for trouble!
Things you should not say to your boyfriend
- Good things come to those who wait, but you'll do until then.
- Funny but I feel more single than in a relationship with you.
- My last boyfriend was bigger. Umm, more buff I mean!
- I'm going to stick with you for financial reasons.
- I've told my girl friends you and me are just friends.
- I still have occasional desires for my ex boyfriend.
- I love you BUT I'm not sure that I am actually in love with you.
- I don't want to change my Facebook status to show we are in a relationship.
- Look, I'm sorry but it either me or your dog.
- You know that you are Mr right now, and I'm not in love, don't you?
- Just because I can depend on you doesn't mean you can depend on me.
- Although we are in a relationship right now I could change my mind about that at any time.
- I think you should realize from now on I make all the rules.
- You weren't my first choice for a boyfriend, but the one I wanted wasn't interested in a relationship.
- I've slept with hotter guys before you.
- My ex taught me a lot of tricks, he was into kinky things!
- I wish you looked more like my ex.
- I've had some great one-night-stands.
- I'm still registered on a few online dating sites.
- I tell all my friends about our bedroom antics.
- I'm never going to be the one who treats you like you're so special.
- I'm not completely attracted to your body. From now on dim the lights.
- I don't really like your friends much. You should spend less time with them.
- I don't like your mother that much.
- The more I get to know you the more I wonder if you're going to be good enough.
- Your best friend is hot. So is your dad.
- I've got a little crush on your brother / cousin / a work mate.
- My best friend / sister has a huge crush on you.
- This is OK, but I have to be honest, I'm not feeling love.
- I'm ready to have your baby.
- I refuse to allow you to go on a night out drinking with your mates.
- You're a really bad kisser - it grosses me out!
- When you're not around, I sometimes see someone else.
- Are you SURE you're not gay?
- Can I call your ex to confirm exactly why you broke up with her?
- I'm happy for now but I don't see you in my long term future.
- My Facebook Friends flirt with me all the time.
- I still SMS my ex-boyfriend sometimes, only when I'm bored.
- Luckily you are good looking because I think you're kind of boring.
- If you do not realize that your world should revolve around me than I want to break up.
- I'll never trust you When you go out without me.
- I took returned the jewelry you bought me because I wanted the cash.
- I don't want anyone to know we're a couple. Lets just keep that between you and me.
- I won't have time to see you on your birthday.
- Please call my boss and tell him I can't come in because I'm having bad menstrual cramps and I have a really heavy flow.
- I asked your dad to give you advice about how to be more sensual.
- I asked your Grandma for a loan to buy a horse.
- I've enrolled you in my dance class.
- Sometimes I feel like I'm too hot to be with someone like you.
- I called your ex for relationship advice.
- Wow, I never realised you were so boring until we become a couple.
- I can't believe I have NOTHING in common with you AT ALL!
- I asked your boss to call me if he sees you flirting.
- I'm like the opposite of you, and you're like really lazy and boring.
- If you don't tell me your movements at all times I will assume you're cheating.
- In my past relationships I always ended up cheating.
- I could have another you in a minute!
- I look through your mobile phone when you're not around. Sorry.
© 2010 StricktlyDating
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