Give monsters Holiday Gifts.
Created September, 13, 2010
. Give the towns people flashlights so they want be burning up the Frankenstein castle.
. Buy Egore motorized digging equipment so he want have to dig graves with a shovel.
. Buy the monster herbs like chamomile, and lavender to mix in his sweet tea so he will not go crazy ,and strangle little girls .
. Buy Doctor Frankenstein, the monster, and Egore computers so they can write Hubs instead of getting into trouble. They could earn money so they could have money , for more horror makeup to scare people .
. Give the monster a chopper with a side car so he , and Egore could cruise the country side with their Harley .
. Give the Frankenstein monster a new wind mill so that he can throw Dr. Frankenstein on it again.
. Teach the monster to have more patience with kids .
. Give Ego-re a new hump so he will look attractive to zombies when he sneaks into a cemetery to rob graves .
. Buy Doctor Frankenstein modern monster making equipment, and medical books to create more gruesome monsters .
. Invite Dracula, and the Wolf man to a barbeque , and serve them to the Frankenstein monster, and Egore. .
. Give the Frankenstein monster a free tour of the gas chamber so he will think twice about committing murder .
. Our daughter Becky said we should give the monster , and Easter basket .
. My wife Joann said , "Give the Frankenstein monster new nuts ,and bolts for his neck. "
. Give the monster boxes of wine, cheese, and crackers so that he ,and the old blind man can have a wonderful Christmas eating their home made baked snacks around their fireplace.
. Give the monster a bride that he can hug without getting hit , for it.
. Give the monster a bride that will melt in his arms like butter when he wants to hug.
. Give the monster decaffeinated coffee.
. Give the bride of Frankenstein a rape kit just in case the monster gets out of hand .
THINGS TO IMPROVE TOWN RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MONSTER AND EGORE:
. Town people should invite the monster , and Egore to parties.
. A town person should bring a fruit basket to the monster ,and Egore for Christmas.
. Give a key to the city to Dr. Frankenstein .
. Town people should not blame Egore , or the monster for every murder.
. Pastors ,and local ministers should invite the monster , and Egore to sing in church quires.