What a Woman reaaally Wants ?

Fennelseed's "Soul Sparkles" photo
Fennelseed's "Soul Sparkles" photo

It has long been studied by the most brilliant
mines of the world
And much to be reckoned with
over polished nails bitten and hair twirled

Just what is it a woman rreeaalllyy wants !
a lover or a friend
Volumes and volumes have been studied and
verses of sonnets penned

The conversation between a woman and
a man might go like this :

Her ," I'm not looking for marriage just yet
I want only want to be loved"
"Hummm? " He says ,"sounds good to
me ......I don't wanna be shoved"

She flirts and asks ......"Ohhh don't you think
shes cute ?Tell me what you think,I won't judge "
He should think before he speakes
he won't though his brain won't budge

"Do you think this dress makes me
look wider in the rear?"
He should know my now ......yet he frowns
and answers in fear

"just a little honey " then catches himself
way too late
Oh Oh .........now she's got a headache
so much for this date

"I just don't get it " he say's ........nope
and he won't tonight either
"Maybe we should take a break for awhile "
say's she "and give it a breather"

Alone at the bar he sits over a cold
cold beer mug
"Where's the lady tonight , want another !
Has she got the bug"?

"You might say that " he replies ........"the nights
have turned kind of cold"
And then it hits him like a sledgehammer
what was it he was told ?

"Pick me up at eight tommorow and don't
you be late "
He looks quickly at his watch again ....9;30
oh shit now I'm fish bait

Oh the trials and tribulations a man
must so often endure
It seems there's no pleasing a woman
and there aint no cure

Comments 12 comments

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Ha Ha Ha!! Very funny with a hysterically humorous ending my friend.

What does a woman want? A huge shoe sale.....

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cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

ha,ha,ha you have written the truth my friend and done it in a humorous way. great poem

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dailytop10 4 years ago from Davao City

Pleasing a woman is like finding a needle in the beach..hahaha

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Beckie , do I agree with that ! Other than that ......not much ! lol........:-}

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

thanks cleaner ! I take it you agree ! Aren't they great though !

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Well YEeeaaa ! He He he , seriously , what in the world would we do without a woman !

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

A cure there ' ain't, so stop looking, you'll wind up goin' blind, in between time just try to have a good time..Hee

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Always ,You go girl !....lol.....:-}

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Voted up and funny. What does a woman want? Something sparkling and shiny that catches the light just like a diamond does.....

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Oh Gypsy ! You want a new pick up , I think I love you !.....lol

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DDE 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Brilliant, what a woman really wants is some attention

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ahorseback 4 years ago Author

Simply brilliant , I agree my new friend , attention it is !.......:-}

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