What a Woman reaaally Wants ?
It has long been studied by the most brilliant
mines of the world
And much to be reckoned with
over polished nails bitten and hair twirled
Just what is it a woman rreeaalllyy wants !
a lover or a friend
Volumes and volumes have been studied and
verses of sonnets penned
The conversation between a woman and
a man might go like this :
Her ," I'm not looking for marriage just yet
I want only want to be loved"
"Hummm? " He says ,"sounds good to
me ......I don't wanna be shoved"
She flirts and asks ......"Ohhh don't you think
shes cute ?Tell me what you think,I won't judge "
He should think before he speakes
he won't though his brain won't budge
"Do you think this dress makes me
look wider in the rear?"
He should know my now ......yet he frowns
and answers in fear
"just a little honey " then catches himself
way too late
Oh Oh .........now she's got a headache
so much for this date
"I just don't get it " he say's ........nope
and he won't tonight either
"Maybe we should take a break for awhile "
say's she "and give it a breather"
Alone at the bar he sits over a cold
cold beer mug
"Where's the lady tonight , want another !
Has she got the bug"?
"You might say that " he replies ........"the nights
have turned kind of cold"
And then it hits him like a sledgehammer
what was it he was told ?
"Pick me up at eight tommorow and don't
you be late "
He looks quickly at his watch again ....9;30
oh shit now I'm fish bait
Oh the trials and tribulations a man
must so often endure
It seems there's no pleasing a woman
and there aint no cure