What a day for a Christmas Eve!

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Just got down finishing playing my inspirational harp

inspired went to do my last minute shopping

funny how people drive

running mad and about to freak out


Traffic jams and fuming minds

wish was home and just watching TV

Damn! This guy decided to pass me over

and got a ticket for not being so sober


The call of nature kicked in

flatulence and vapors from within

opened my window to get fresh air

Puppy love from another car kissed me with care



shut my window immediately

and with no time spared

Hit the car in front of me

Tragedy touched my heart

The Lucky car that felt the impact

was indeed my boss Jason Lee


fixing his hair, he got out

coming back to me , he just went off!

"You idiot have hit my Wife's car"

having had enough, fled with my cat


Wanted to breathe mt bad luck away

getting run over by a truck and its heavy freight

Cat left me and ran away not to concern

admitted to ER was the last straw


Christmas at the Hospital was not the best thing

Santa came over to wish me the best on this day

Signed my cast and gave me a candy bar

to my joy and despair was from my job, "The lucky Star"

Do you have the spirit??

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snakeslane 4 years ago from Canada

Loved the video lord. The poem, seemed like the antithesis of that. Hope it wasn't true! Regards, snakeslane


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Snakeslane,

Thanks for your comments, Yeah, you are right on the video..but is a cute one for this time of the year. Happy holidays!

LORD


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Rosemay50 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Laughed at the poem, definitely not a good day.Hope it wasn't true.

Loved the video, reminded me of that movie. 'Pay it Forward' or something like that

Have a lovely Christmas


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

To your knowledge dear friend..it was a day of inspiration..and everything just came to our mind. Wow! I guess in New Zealand, Santa arrives first. Thanks for the comments Rosemary50.

LORD


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

My Lord you have a wild imagination! I just hope you didn't really have an "accident" in your car:) voted up and everything including funny!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Nah! my sweet best partner in crime...I think after reading your Sleepless story I got psychotic about it and I will have to call Tammy to help me get some sleep. Nothing morbid..Just counting sheeps exponentially while she rubs my head...you know?

LORD


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kallini2010 4 years ago from Toronto, Canada

I do have the SPIRIT. I did not shop, I made ...

Oh, wait, what was it again?


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

hahaha!


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FloraBreenRobison 4 years ago

Good thing this is fiction...


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

yes Flora!! Just a rant from our brain! Lol!

LORD


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Rosemay50 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Haha Yes it is Christmas in 2 hours and 6 minutes

Have a good one


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Okay..a virtual hug for you my friend!! HO-HO-HO!


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Rosemay50 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

Thank you and virtual hug back my new friend.


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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Mr. Lord I hope you really did not have to spend Christmas in the ER. You are too nice and too good. I love your poem and video... I voted up and awesome

Merry Christmas

Debbie


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Deborah!

Just my imagination meeting his funny side. Glad you did love our Poem and video. You have a wonderful evening and Merry Christmas!

LORD


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Dave Mathews 4 years ago from NORTH YORK,ONTARIO,CANADA

I thought the video great. Thank you and Merry Christmas.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hello Dave!

You also take care,,and we appreciate your coming and read our words...Very thankful for your commenting

LORD


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

LOL That was a good one. I'm surprised with everyone running amok during the holidays more accidents don't happen. They should change street signs during the holidays let's say three lanes - I'm in a damn hurry lemme by - lane 1, going shopping will soon pull over - lane 2 and leave me be just driving along - lane 3. lol


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Good idea Gypsy Rose!

I wonder if the engineers are reading us.. most likely will be their wives! But it was just a moment of imagination. Thanks dear, you made me laugh too.

LORD


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CrisSp 4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

Oh no, that's quite a disaster to celebrate Christmas Lord! I could just imagine. Lol! *shaking head*

Love the video and you bet, I'm definitely going to share it to keep the spirit of kindness afloat. ♥


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi CrispSp, thanks for stopping by. Your comments are trully appreciated. Have a wonderful one and happy landing!


Vincent Moore 4 years ago

Playing it forward is vital, thank you for sharing not only your poetry but a meaningful video for this time of year, yet it should be year round. Giving, helping, saving our fellow man/woman/child is golden. Lord I had tears rolling down my face watching the video. I believe strongly in giving always. I've done my share and it's made my heart burst with joy. Peace and blessings to you in abundance this Christmas season my friend.


Sunnie Day 4 years ago

My goodness...this was not the best holiday and would put anyone in a disgruntled state of mind...I love this video so much and should make all our hearts move to do more in even the smallest of gestures..

God bless,

Sunnie


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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Sounds like the type of holiday that happens to me! lol! loved the video, wish life was really like that! nice one! nell


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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Joseph I am so glad I got to read this again.. I was laughing.. I pray with your big heart and wonderful soul you have a wonderful Christmas this yer my friend. I pray many blessings for you and your family.

Debbie


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Vincent we are playing it forward with a kind heart. Your words are so full of emotions and we know kenny is happy when he is giving. Thanks for being an inspiration to all of us.

@Sunnie day, the poetry came from some experiences from friends with bad luck. I can imagine a day like this and feeling useless. Thanks for checking on this poem.

@Nell, we wish life would be that way, but reality strikes everytime we see two guys arguing in the middle of the road. Thanks for reading our work. You have a nice week!

@Debbie sweet, thanks for the christmas wishes. You also have have a wonderful Christmas surrounded by your beloved ones!

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