What a Turkey Kind of Day!

What a Day!!


One in the morning and I'm feeling stuffed

might sound so corny but, I'm feeling the blast,

that blows on my pendant that makes me unique

what a turkey kind of day screaming from deep within!


Being pardoned before noon, doesn't cut it anyhow

Since I'm already thawed an cleaned

too late for me, if you already know what I mean

read between the lines..you already have removed my giblets from deep inside

People love the left overs but that is not what really matters

who cares if I'm roasted enough

Sunny day will use her grandma's recipe at last

Mary 615 will share her own stuffing, maybe, perhaps

I feel already showing my naked truth

Being cut in pieces by Cardisa who knows her thing

Getting tasted by This Epiman returning from work

to cause me harm

and to make things worst, he will throw my pride

into the basket next to this cat that look so fine

I feel uneasy around Flora Bree

she will take pictures of her cat Amy and me

regardless of my overnight cry for help

I'm already done and the rest will be History

Funny how people complain about left overs

When an empty stomach make room for my lost soul

Saddlerrider1 would love to have me with a glass of wine

Reading a script that he might love to find one of a kind

for a new acting career that doesn't mention my name which is 'Lorraine'

A new day, a new Thanksgiving

wish I was the Turkey of the macy's parade

Instead will be handled by Habee from Georgia Peach

didn't meant to say that life was a bitch

unlucky my mom, that was killed by a pinball inside this Arcade

2 a.m. and I think this reflexion appeased my pain

wondering If Patty Inglish got my resume from Ohio Farms

too late, to darn late, already done with me and my faith

Next time will wonder whatever happened to AEvans, for god's sake!

Femme Flashpoint wanted to make friends with me

will invite me to eat this vegan soup

what is certain, there is no need to such a treat

the place will be closed and this will be my end...Kaput!

Thank you Mr. President!!

This will be me soon!
This will be me soon! | Source

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HendrikDB 5 years ago

Poor turkeys! Thanks.

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femmeflashpoint 5 years ago

de Cross -


I feel I know this turkey now. We might even have become friends had things turned out different.

(Sigh ... ) Waiter? I'll have the VEGAN SOUP!

Happy Thanksgiving de Cross ;)

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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Hello Hendricks,

Yeah, we all will get our share of the blame..!, but life goes on


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Same to you femmeflashpoint..of no return? ( Kidding)

Have a nice Holiday! And don't order two portions of a Vegan soup! 3 turkeys or more... will come around!

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Sunnie Day 5 years ago

Ahhh super super cute!...May all the Turkeys Rest in Peace...:) Happy Thanksgiving lord...

Have a wonderful day,


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

You too Sunnie dear,

Remember..our hearts to all them..that served their farm.


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PurvisBobbi44 5 years ago from Florida


Thanks for the laugh this morning, I needed to wake-up.

Happy Turkey Day to you and yours,


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raciniwa 5 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

happy thanksgiving, unfortunately we don't celebrate that in here, and we don't serve turkeys either...thanks for sharing your old time tradition...

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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Hello Barbara,

Yeah I did have my own share of the laughing last night. Felt good to write with no Contest pressure and that was all, having the fun of our lives. Happy tirmes with your Auntie and be carefulat dinner time. You might feel that emptiness..of a friend already gone.


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Hello Raciniwa,

Have a wonderful day or night. The spirit of thanksgiving is basically embodied in the spirit of sharing and giving Thanks for all what you have or possible have already accomplished. Have a great one!


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Patty Inglish, MS 5 years ago from North America

Hey! - I just received a pretty good resume. Get me that turkey on the phone. What?...no answer, you you?

Rated up and others and shared. This is a fun poem.


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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Hi Pat!

I thought you had a hold of her!! is thanksgiving day..maybe Lorraine left for NYC., down 34 ST. Take care! and don't forget to cook the stuffing apart, better taste and less heartburns!


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mary615 5 years ago from Florida

After eating a huge Thanksgiving dinner, I needed a chuckle, and I got it from your poem! I'm pleased to have my name mentioned along with so many other good friends here.

Yes, now that the contest is over, you can get back to writing some more of your beautiful love poems, right???

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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Sure MARY! going back to normalcy...I think you missed some of my poems...Thanks for your support my dear friend


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always exploring 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

Funny, cute and clever..Enjoyed. Happy Thanksgiving evening.

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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Happy that you enjoed this piece dear friend!

You always surprise us with you sudden appearance Always! Thanks for the comment!


Happy Thanksgiving too!

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FloraBreenRobison 5 years ago

Came over here as soon as I read your comment on your latest hub.Sorry I am late to the party. I am sure Amy loves that you have mentioned her and turkey together. She loves to eat birds. I probably would take pictures too! and then I would post them in a hub about Amy and food. :)

This is a funny poem. A delight among serious discussions about the meaning of thanksgiving.

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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Great Flora!

I think Amy deserves a part in "Cats and Dogs" Part-meouw!

This poem was made overnight thinking about these poor things that were part of The Northeamerican tradition. I know Canada celebrates a month earlier..like in any Olimpics!! Thanks anyway!..still laughing at the cats and dogs part MEOUW?

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FloraBreenRobison 5 years ago

After all this talk of birds, I decided to have chicken tonight -one of those ready made. Amy approved. :)

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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author


Oh My God! Grand Damme!

Are you trying to make me laugh like Epi!

"..ready made, no feathers...from a boiling water..yuck!"

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htodd 5 years ago from United States

Great turkey kind..he he

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Lord De Cross 5 years ago Author

Now you made me hungry Htodd!

Thanks for the comment my friend!


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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

I love your poem.. my dear...Happy thanksgiving to you and to all Our sweet Hubbers friends.. and God bless you all..


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Thanks for the read and your time Debbie. Glad you are having a happy thanksgiving.

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