What Are All Those Medals For (limerick)

These medals I wear on my coat

Are not just a reason to gloat

For their weight of lead

Help offset my head

So swollen I dread I will float

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janshares 4 years ago from Washington, DC

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...........thanks Matt.

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Do not go out, MH, for a night on the town,

Without wearing your medals to weigh you down.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Great fun as always! Thank you!

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pstraubie48 4 years ago from sunny Florida

MH...It is the middle of the night and I am literally laughing out loud....:) ps Sending Angels to you ....

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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Medals are the essential tools of a narcissist! Thanks for sharing, Mhatter!

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Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

Ha ha great share Mhatter.

I hope you had a great Christmas and are looking forward to the new year. Have a wonderful day.


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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

LOl.. Martin.. they do look heavy.. lol..

so funny

I pray you have a wonderful and many more New years..


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Valleypoet 4 years ago

You deserve a medal for this one LOL :-))

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Another great one..You never disappoint!!!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Just fantastically amusing.

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tobusiness 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

Loved this one, made me chuckle. I bet his mum loves him to bits :). Nice work as usual.

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breakfastpop 4 years ago

I love your limericks. Up and funny and awesome!

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

They might also make a good bullet shield.

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CrisSp 4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

Borat, is it? Lol! You deserve a medal for this piece.

Thanks for the chuckle Martin. Happy New Year to you!

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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

love it as usual :)

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MarleneB 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

Another fun one. Thanks so much for your humor.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Good one. I laughed out loud!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Another funny limerick!

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