What Did Father-In-Law Die Of (limerick)

I blame it on mother-in-law

Why a hearing doctor I saw

Each night I would hear

The phone’s for you dear

And then on my ear she would gnaw

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billybuc 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

Been there done that. LOL

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Victoria Lynn 3 years ago from Arkansas, USA

LOL. Funny stuff. I love the photo, too!

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wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

Great funny one.

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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

If those endless conversations you want to end,

Run out and find mother-in-law a new boyfriend.

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AudreyHowitt 3 years ago from California

I howled!

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travmaj 3 years ago from australia

Ouch. very funny - and the ear looks seriously gnawed on the photo.

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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Ooooh, I have my hand to my ear. Jamie

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pstraubie48 3 years ago from sunny Florida

O, my, someone got an ear full..

:) ps

Angels and good wishes are on the way

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always exploring 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

Hee, i've HEARD that story before..

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aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

And people wonder why I don't like the phone.

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midget38 3 years ago from Singapore

Wow, I think we all connect with this one! Great, Mhatter!

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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

Good one Martin! It's also another reason it's best to text to converse, except while driving of course.

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kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99.... Looking at the picture.. perhaps he died from an " iron deficiency " ??? enjoyed..very clever....

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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

The old chewing on the ear death. lol

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rasta1 3 years ago from Jamaica

Simply funny

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Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Lol...and ouch too! This one's a gem, Martin.

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bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

Serves him right!

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