What Did I Do Last Night (limerick)

I called up my girlfriend to see

If she’d like to go out with me

She didn’t pretend

Our love was at end

So I called girlfriend thirty three

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

If thirty-three shows you the door,

Then, Martin, just call up thirty-four.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

You never fail to entertain. Have a Happy New Year my friend!

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travmaj 4 years ago from australia

Wow. I wonder what thirty-three said? And how many more options has he?

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shara63 4 years ago from Delhi

Great Limerick...and lucky guy to have that number of GFs...congrats!

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

32 clearly has some issues...unwilling to share, and all me me me LOL:-))...best for the New Year...Valley

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Your funny imagination never fails to amaze me. Great chuckle.

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bravewarrior 4 years ago from Central Florida

Nothing wrong with that, Martin. Out with the old and in with the new!

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vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

Wow, this guy is in trouble! He needs to come up with a better list!

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jhamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

Thirty three....really? Happy New Year Mhatter99 and thank you for all your support. Jamie

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MarleneB 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

Ah ha ha! I enjoyed this one a lot. I was expecting the character to call girlfriend number three (for the rhyme), so I got a real chuckle in seeing he called girlfriend number 33! Cute and fun.

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Jamie Brock 4 years ago from Texas

Clever and cute! Just reading the title I thought this must be about a hangover.. and I immediately thought yep, I've asked myself that very question a time or two. Happy New Years!

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moonfairy 4 years ago

playful!!! I enjoyed...and happy new year to you!!!

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thost 4 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

That is very funny, well done.

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

wow you have a lot of girlfriends.. lol.. lots of fun!! or maybe trouble? lol;

have a wonderful new year my friend


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

HaHa, The more the merrier...

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Janhorner 4 years ago

My goodness you have quite a string of ladies! Well done very funny, voted up,


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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Amusing. Hope your New Year brings you all the best ever Martin.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

At least you have options!

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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Thanks so much for the giggles. Great way to enter into the New Year.

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ImKarn23 4 years ago

lol..and for a second i wondered why...LOL..

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