What Do My Brain And Remote Control Have In Common (limerick)

I watched the same channel all day

‘cause someone hid remote away

You lazy nitwit

Wife laughed in a fit

You’re sitting on it she did say

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lrc7815 4 years ago from Central Virginia

When I saw the title of this limerick I thought "I'm afraid to ask". Now I understand why I was afraid to ask. (giggle) You must have been so bored.

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flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

Chuckle, he did not know that it was not that far from his hind.

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CrisSp 4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

Ahm, are you talking about my husband? Lol! So funny!

Obviously voting funny for this. (:

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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

LOL, I believe this is going on all across the world at this very moment. So funny. Voted Up, funny and awesome limerick. Mh, thank you so much for the laugh every night, coupled with your other beautiful poem that just seem to always pop in right at the right time every night. You are great. God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Mhatter99, Ha Ha ....and it shows you didn't budge for many, many hours. I wonder if you also had your laptop on your knee and were browsing a certain website? (a bit like me....now!)

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wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

Great funny stuff. Love it.

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stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

Neat limereck. So much said. Short and sweet. GBY my friend.

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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

He will always check the chair before sitting.

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Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

LOL, this is another simple but funny thought!

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Valleypoet 4 years ago

And I guess you weren't 'remotely'interested in what you were watching either LOL

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

That old remote, I'm forever looking fot it...Funny..

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teaches12345 4 years ago

Ha, ha, ha! So real! I have done this myself though.

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b. Malin 4 years ago

Ah, that was a Cute one, AND a lot of Truth to it as well...as ANY Wife knows!

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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Haha! sounds like me! I watched the same channel today, cos Dog the Bounty hunter wouldn't go away! I sat for four hours, and wilted like flowers, but my addiction to dog held me sway!

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Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Happens when brain is on pause.

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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Lol this sounds like my husband.. LOl... I love this one


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

Thanks for providing me my daily dose of laughter!

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Redberry Sky 4 years ago

This could be almost every man I've ever dated :)

But to be fair, it could also be me...

Cool poem gain, Mhatter :)

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